Eat ice by itself

Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

I violate and then kill people, all ages and kinds... ..:But everyone does that right? I mean... Lol, I just type that because I am insecure now, and I kill when I am insecure... ...Excuse me.

Make jokes about yourself on the period: "dear god, this is the 5th day I`m bleeding and I`m sill not dead. What kind of monster am I?" ...not funny... :)

try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

when i was i kid i use to do the balloon trick where you rubit on your head then when there is enough put it on a wooden floor and while it's followin me i put my hands out and pretended that i was controlling it

If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

get caught up in youtube comment arguments

When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

Poop naked.

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

When you sit down to use the toilet, start, and then realize that the window is open and people can hear you.You then either search for something to mask the sound or proceed to relieve yourself by making as little noise as possible (ultimately failing)

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

I have walked into a sliding glass door

Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

I want to hire a private investigator to follow a private investigator who was hired to follow the first investigator.

When i'm home, I pretend i'm famous!

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.