I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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when dialing a number, i hear the number itself when it is dialed

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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Write "my opinion thinking-aloud-sentences" on the "circle the answer" test as footnotes when I'm not sure about the answer.

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read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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wonder who wrote these things

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Doing a little dance after having sex because your so proud you're a FATHER!!! - Uncle Jerrett

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Nodding while talking on the phone then remembering the person can't see you

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Hope that one day your closet will have a secret world like Narnia...

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.