Thinking of something but got distracted for a few seconds. After that, I forgot what was I thinking about.

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Spend countless hours looking at cars online I know I'll never be able to afford

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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When my cat follows me, I pretend we're a pack or some sort of gang and i would be the leader.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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skipping back to the start of the guitar solo over and over so I can pretend I'm playing it

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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Wondering who would cry at your funeral

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When I go to bed, I imagine how I would deal with intruders, then I can't sleep.

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Try to make a sound described in a book or text (like a gasp or a gargle)

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Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

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Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.