On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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Stop at the beginning of an escalator, and let the stairs drag you forward by just your toes.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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When I'm eating ice cream in a bowl I stir it until it becomes like ice cream soup.

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Whenever I go to the toilet on an airplane I worry that during the time I'm there the plane will drop out the sky.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When I'm watching a movie I have already seen I hope for a different ending but soon realize it won't happen

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When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.