When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Complimenting a girl awkwardly,and then smiling stupidly later and thinking of alternate versions of the conversation that happened!!

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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Videotape my mother in the shower.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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I HATE minecraft gift codes and the morons who post about them. I wish those morons would get off my planet.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.