i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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This song will not come out of my head!

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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When someones talking to a group of people that I'm in and says something bad that I do but think nobody else does, I stand perfectly still and don't blink and breath as quietly as possible until the next subject arrives.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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I wonder why people were happy after the last election

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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When bored in School, I like to imagine what I would do at that exact moment if a Zombie Apocalypse started.

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Talk to my cat.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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feed a gecko worms every day, not the good worms though...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.