- Things You Think Only You Do

Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

when making thing only you think you do you never read the terms of service

Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

Saying an awkward word enough times so that it doesn't sound like a real word anymore

act like a giant/dinosaur while eating broccoli xD

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.

Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

Play Minecraft

Realizes there is less toilet paper than first thought. Hobbles across bathroom to find more. Failure. Take shower.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.