Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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Smile like an idiot while reading this site.

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Use é instead of e to spell Pokémon

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Sometimes when my teacher calls on me in class I imagine myself saying F**** you and then having the whole class look at me in disbelief

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when i piss in the toilet, i flush half way through and race the toilet to the finish.

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get really confused

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Fart after someone else farts sop that no one will know you did too.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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When I was younger I used to challenge myself with touching the roof I would first jump and see if I could touch it then I would try and see how long I can touch it and now every once in a while I just touch it and think of how far I have come.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.