Try to give my download speed moral support: "You can do it! YES, just stay there!" For anyone out there struggling with slow internet.. I feel your pain

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try to count down when the school be is going to ring.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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When I get a worksheet or a piece of paper with BIG TITLES I immediately shade in all of the gaps in the o's, p's, d's and all other 'hole letters'. And then I start shading in all the words when I finish.

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I make different scenarios for different songs I listen to. I pretend the walls and couches are people. I talk to them.

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Go to someone's house and go and ask where something is and the person you ask just tells you without getting up (I know it doesn't go with the theme of this site but its just something annoying)

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Pee in the shower

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Poop naked.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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I wear my boxers so I can poop through the pee hole

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Pick out an object ahead of me on the footpath and guess which foot will step closest to it

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.