I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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I have seen a UFO

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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Ur mum

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when you're microwaving something and you have to pee, you run to the bathroom. then you run back to see if there is still time left before the "bomb" goes off.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When in the shower hit the plug like a bath then just sit there for a few minutes as the water fills up.

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Pee in the shower

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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When in class , I move alot in my chair when my butt itches .

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Wonder why every single kid is looking at you in a restaurant.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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I only used to eat McCoys Salt & Vinegar crisps when it was raining, because I thought they tasted better when it rains. Anyone else?

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When you don't have enough money for something, you just take a tiny bit of money from your siblings and parents room at a time so they don't notice any different

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When something weird happens I nod in agreement.

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I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.