When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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when you have just ended a argument with someone and you think what else you could of said that would have been better to say

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When taking a dump in a public restroom, if someone else walks in, I wait until they leave the restroom before finishing up and leaving the stall, just to make sure they don't see who I am.

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Whenever I am in a dark room at night, and there is a window with blinds with a light shining through, I stand in front of it and pretend I am wearing a striped prison jumpsuit.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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When driving and a song come on about death I switch the station because i'm afraid its going to happen to me

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smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

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Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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Look at pictures of people who lived a long time ago and wonder how they lived without television and the Internet.

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Take advantage of loud traffic to fart really hard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.