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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.
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Meet a really cool girl imagine the rest of my life with her.
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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive
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Set Fire to the Rain
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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.
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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.
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I always get paranoid when I go to take a shit because I leave the computer on and somebody comes in the room where the computer is.
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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?
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Everytime I look at the clock it see so say 4 20 9 11 or 11 11
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Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.
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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.
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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.
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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!
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I feel no shame that I am a camgirl online and bring in about $2800 a month just to flash guys my boobs. :)
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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.
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put the volume on the TV as an even number, and feeling uncomfortable if it's on an odd number
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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.
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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)
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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming
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Sometimes I walk around my house with my eyes closed and pretend I'm blind.
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wait up to 14 days just to find the opportunity to use one, really good, joke.
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get really confused
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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.