always check thde back seat before starting the car

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I like to burn candles in my room and some times I burn the hair on my arm and smell it afterwards

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Make a screeching noise with my mouth as I go around corners in my car too fast.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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I have short haircuts so I don't have messed up hair in the morning (It's a real time saver)

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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Laugh when something happens to someone, but when the exact same happens to you, you say "Its not funny"

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Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Sometimes when I'm excitedly hurrying out of the house, I skip for a brief moment.

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Thinking about what other poeple are doing right now... Like someone solving world hunger and your sitting there playing games and having fun with friends that are nice and healthy.

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When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

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sometimes when i wipe my nose a booger will get on my hand then ill get to lazy to get it off and wipe it under my chair.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.