- Things You Think Only You Do

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

Wonder if certain people can read my mind... start thinking weird stuff and try to stop.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

I feel like people next to me can read my mind so if I start thinking about something sexual it feels super awkward

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.