ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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Domina Olga shows no mercy when she ride your dick

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Wonder if I have a twin across the world and he makes all the opposite decisions.

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thinking your pants are wet when you only just sat down for a long time

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Rubbing the corners of your lips on the side of your hand and smelling it.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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Worry that I'm will go schizophrenic.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.