"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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Realise logically that a chicken egg is her period. we eat chicken periods!

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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Talk to my cat.

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get really confused

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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do things without turning the lights on and feel like a ninja.

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Sometimes I think that if we play with dolls, maybe we're just dolls that someone is playing with and creating lives for.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.