pretend celebrities are watching you then getting really freaked out.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

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creating your own personal perfect partner in romance or frendship, almost like a imaginary friend (but you don't speak to them out loud)

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i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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Stepping on a concrete sidewalk square the exact amount of times as the others.

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I fantasize about my idol as I try to fall sleep at night. He's Michael Jackson.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.