I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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I hate other people's mirrors, they make me look different

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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When I do something stupid and people are around I hope that nobody saw me and I never tell anyone what I did. But if i do something stupid and I am alone I feel I have to tell somebody.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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Do a light cough when in the toilet when there isn't no lock on the door so Ur stop someone walking in!!!

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Getting bored when a page is loading and scrolling the wheel on your mouse back and forth one click.

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I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

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When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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misread dig bick

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repeat what you just said 2 seconds ago in a group conversation thinking no one heard you

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.