Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Waking up @ 4 AM wondering where your pillow went

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Massive hang-over. Say out loud and promise I will never drink like that again. Next time drink atleast as much as the last time.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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I can't trill my R's

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Hit the off button on the microwave three times to simulate the sound it makes when time is up.

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Thinking you could bump into someone by the corner of a building (or a wall)

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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pretend your on the phone talking to someone to make you look like you not a loner

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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I have had a dream where my teeth fall out.

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pull out a flies wings and let it go

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When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.