Pee in the garbage at night when I don't want to wake the whole house up.

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Cuss my ass off in the morning - jd

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I have walked into a sliding glass door

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Talks to yourself in your head then replies to yourself out loud nikki

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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While driving out in the country area, I am secretly looking for Squatch

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I hate people who shows-off their SLR Cameras. I mean, so you're a human now because of that?

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Turns the bathroom sink water on so no one hears you pee nikki

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

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Singing alone in the car and then stopping, scared that there is an audio recorder in the car recording you singing.

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When I drop something, I stand there and watch it fall, I stand still because I'm afraid that I'll maybe mess up something else, instead of picking it up quickly. Am I the only one? ;)

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whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

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when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.