when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

laziness .... its all in the mind

When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

I flick through the channels on my TV really fast to try and make a complete sentence.

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Putting your bra on your dogs dead

When I am in class or somewhere boring I start getting thoughts of weird senerios like a group of zombies swamping the place or being hit by an earthquake etc and being one of the surivors. But then i realise that the possibility of that happening is incredibly slim and get depressed. Bananas!

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.