Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Poop naked.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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I pick a green crayon from crayon box but it's one of those yellow-greens that look yellow and now my clover will be half yellow forever.

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Get to lazy to stand up in the shower so I sit down in the shower

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When someone is reading something I have to read it at sonic speed in my head before they get to the end and if i dont do it in time I get angry.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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See a news article that looks interesting, too lazy to read the whole thing. Skim.

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I try really hard to come up with a funny joke on antijokes.com, then I give up and come to this website instead.

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i see almost everything as a sign

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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Be best friends with someone and tell them all your secrets and then they become best friends with someone else and you hope they won't tell your secrets

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Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.