I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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I can't trill my R's

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fist myself to the point of unconsciousness whilst masturbating to the speeches of Hitler

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

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dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

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I check behind the the shower curtin before I use the bathroom at night.

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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I sit in my sink and pretend that I am water.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Being so socially awkward that when you have a successful interaction with another human being, you play it in your head over and over again.

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get embarrassed when someone is in the public bathroom, and your shit makes a splash in the toilet

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.