- Things You Think Only You Do

Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

I sometimes feel like I am the only one like me in this world

Eat ice by itself

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

When I walk past a homeless person asking for change, I avoid looking them in the eye and walk faster.

When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

read some comments here and wonder if people really do that

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

Moisturize "down there" after a really drying wipe session.

Shutting the fridge door slowly just to see the light shut off.

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

you turn the dial on your microwave until it reaches as far as it can go

in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

always check thde back seat before starting the car

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Lay down in bed and close my eyes and pretend that the bed is slowly levitating towards the ceiling. When I open my eyes, the bed is back on the ground.

When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

Play Minecraft

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.