If some makes you mad you do things alot better than you would if you were not mad

get really confused

I pick at my cuticles when I'm bored.

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

Sometimes I look at people and think, "They poop."

always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

I have walked into a sliding glass door

I hate it whenever i hear Manny Paquiao saying "you know" in every interviews he make. Am i the only one who notice it?

I deeply pick my nose with tweezers. It's like the relief of pooping to me.

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

Sometimes when walking, accidently fart and then try to squeak my to sound like my shoes squeaked instead of me farting.

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

k. everyone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.