I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

Stop at traffic lights thinking it will close soon, when actually remains only 5s to close second and u run like crazy.

pee when you are dreaming haha lol

While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

After watching a video of someone doing something tiring, I always feel tired in whichever body part they were using in the video

Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

Sometimes when I go to a drive in restaurant, and get an order of fries, I empty the bag out, and there are a few fries in the bottom of the bag. I Enjoy those the most, as I feel they were free

You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

I feel like my blanket is an indestructible shield against any monsters that might try to get me at night. If any part of you is out of the covers, you're screwed. lol -ML

I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

When i'm home alone with the dog i have a conversation with the dog, sometimes in my head & sometimes out loud, in the voice that i think the dog would have if it could speak. Then sometimes i realise that i haven't checked if anybody else is home !

Try to acomplish getting the rest of your meal reaady before the microwave timer goes off.

The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

Smoking a cigarette on the toilet and then accidentally ashing directly into your panties. Everytime.

Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.