Get extremly pissed off when everyone on youtube thinks that only guys use the website and call you "dude" , "bro" or "sir" when they respond to a comment you posted -_-

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Time a song on my MP3 player to be the soundtrack to something I'm about to do, especially in public places.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Whenever I see a girl, I always do the math for how good they would be for banging

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Pour the cheap shampoo I can only afford these days into the empty expensive bottle to trick myself I'm still using the good stuff.

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Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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google search random thoughts you have to see if they pop up.

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suddenly get stage fright when in a public bathroom stall and break the awkward silence by pretending you just went in there to get loo paper to blow your nose.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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join online argument even though you have no idea what the argument is about

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When you are in a car and a sad song comes on look out the window and pretend you are in a movie.

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Wonder who decide what news stories we see and don't see?

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When walking on stairs, always counting how many of them there are.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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Everytime I have ear buds in and I hear myself breathing, I think others can hear it too so I slow my breathing or hold my breath.

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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I practice my signature on a piece of paper over and over again. Even though my signature has never changed.

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In elementary school whenever it was supposed to be mental math I never did it mentally.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.