Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

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Sittig on a table donating sperm to my friend gabe

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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Check the toilet paper after every wipe.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Finally understand the meaning of a song i used to like as a child....... Im a Barbie girl in a Barbie world-Noel

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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Put toilet paper in the toilet before I'm going to take a shit, so that the toilet won't get dirty.

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Eat everything inside my burgers first then i eat the buns.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Imagine I'm walking in slow motion when I enter a bar or club

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I like to sleep on the floor; my my cushion is too soft.

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pick leaves of bushes while im walking and rip them up into small pieces

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dip my fries in ice cream! sometimes in soda. It's good!

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I use encryption even for everyday, routine communications because fuck the NSA.

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Take your laptop to the toilet with you, as a modern day equivalent of the newspaper.

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I suck my shirt without realizing im doing it until people tell me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.