- Things You Think Only You Do

Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

when you are pooping you fart and it scares you a little bit.

I rearrange books, movies, etc. in the correct alphabetical order in the fiction section of my public library, other people's houses, classrooms at school, etc. Sometimes this process takes a very long time.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Whilst passing a mega dump or room clearer as my brother calls them I come up with songs...sometimes in spanish

Coughing really loud to cover up the sound of your fart, then shitting your pants.

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

When I'm in the shower, I'm afraid something might try to kill me so I shower with my glasses on.

when someones child falls and cries while you walking through town and you laugh to yourself

Being afraid to close your eyes when you're washing your hair in the shower because you think a murderer will be right there when you open your eyes again. That or Scared to shower when your home alone at night.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

Wipe drink can with shirt after someone (mainly father) has had a sip.

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

check shower for murder then pee

Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.