When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

Hit the enter key really hard when finishing a long piece of text that you have just written.

When someone is talking to me and I'm not really listening, when it gets quiet I say 'that's crazy' so they think I'm listening.

At times I get the annoying habbit of counting the notes on a song on my fingers, again and again until it ends with five, if not, I keep doing it until it does so as to not leave a finger left out of the melody.

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

after switching lights..i go run as hard as i could do after reaching the bed

Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

When I create a situation in my mind where someone is making me mad, then I actually get mad.

Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

When I dry my hair after showering I put a towel on my head and look at the mirror pretending I am a mighty naked sheik.

Make hand gestures when talking on phone

when watching a movie or tv show, i think i am the main character and when it does somthing stupid i become embaressed

Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

Avoid as many television commercials as I can

When I wipe after taking a poo I always get excited when there is no extra poo to be wiped off...yea...don't judge

Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

When listening to headphones, I automatically start lip syncing the lyrics... But stop doing it when people look at me funny..

When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.