The last meal I have before I get on a plane - I think about how it is food in one city and will be crapped out in another.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Telling yourself that starting tomorrow you will start to exercise and eat better, but never doing it.

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If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

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I wonder if old women enjoy sex?

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When looking at these comments, don't like the ones with lots of comments on because you think they have too many and the others deserve your liking as they might feel left out.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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try not to step on cracks on the sidewalk

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clean my ears with finger if they feel dirty...eat it.

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Checking out peoples cars to try and figure out what kind of driver they are.

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Check behind the shower curtain for a killer.

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when you dont know what someone said so you just awkwardly start laughing and it turns out not to be funny.

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interview yourself over some amazing accomplishment you achieved like becoming the youngest emmy winner and pretending you're really humble.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.