- Things You Think Only You Do

never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Pronounce hors d'oeuvres 'whores-dev-ers' thinking I'm so witty.

Try to talk to my pet telepathically. - sky

When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

i always think people can hear my thoughts.

Has anyone else ever wondered why the women in shows and movies lie with the blanket covering them after apparently having sex with the other person.

Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

chewing icecream before you swallow it

sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

Thinking you could be in a "Truman Show" style scenario and scanning areas of your house and possessions for tiny little cameras and microphones.

get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

Does anyone else's mouse hand get colder then their other hand when they're on the computer?

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

Only read the shortest sentences on "Things You Think Only You Do". More than 2 sentences I skip.

Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

If I see the same model of vehicle as mine in a parking lot, I get overly excited if I manage to get a parking spot next to it. Extra points for same color or type (i.e. quad cab vs regular cab).

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.