I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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I save my files as "askjaskjaks" because I'm too lazy to give them a proper name.

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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When I am bored I look at things and wonder about the people who made them, and at what time they were made, etc. Like whether my Bic pen was made in the morning or the night. Savy.

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When I'm home alone at night, and the lights are on so you can't see anything out the windows, I will stop randomly and stare out the window to make anyone watching me think I know that they are there.

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Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Seriously I am tired but, I read the fucking solvemedia stating "forget this", then I stood there for a moment having just forgot what I was supposed to type. "Was I not supposed to forget what I just read?" Nero: BRAINWASHING! FORGET THIS AND LET ME SPEAK TO YOUR MOTHER! IM LEUTANANT BANGUS YOUR MUTHERUS YOU IDIOT!

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I type a comment here and secretly feel special

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I lay in bed at night with my eyes closed but not asleep,and my mind will tell me that thier is someone standing by my bed,i will think and say to myself,im not looking because thats ridiculous. Then after a 30 seconds pause,have a quick peep.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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i would air drum even if theres no music playing

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Sometimes when I watch live TV, I mute the TV when I get embarrassed at what is happening on screen to other people.

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Lying in be and pretending you are in a tv show, the characters best friend, playing it out in your mind. Or you dream while awake, and you control it, and you fly to Hollywood and become your faborite celebrities best friend.

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.