Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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I think of unbelievably perverted things seconds before I am about to cum when masturbating.

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When I check into a hotel room I think about the countless number of sex acts that has been performed in there.

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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When I'm watching something or playing something and the character goes underwater, I hold my breath until the character reaches the surface. This is weird as hell, does anyone else do this?

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When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

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I'm so used to pooping with my phone that everytime I forget it I take less than 5 minutes, versus the usual 26.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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Start thinking about how your walking, and then worry that you may lose control of your legs and fall.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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Every time I watch the movie I cry when the babysitter sings that song in the blues bar in the movie "Adventures In Babysitting"

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get really confused

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Never write LOL on a text message, because you don't want to sound too extreme

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In school trying to do a small fart because it really hurting and suddnly a earthquake happens

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Admit, that most of your saved files on you´re computer have titles like: sdfdshleh / sjjs87 / sjflekeh

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Do an epic air drum solo while listening to Phil Colins "In The Air Tonight"

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Not get any thumb ups on a post. Turns out there really are some things only I do...

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.