- Things You Think Only You Do

Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

close one eye or the other to move an object near by when I'm bored -Noel

sit closer to the water so my poop isn't so loud..

Think of a song, tv show, or movie for a brief moment. Hear/see it the next day.

i always fall in my imaginations. whenever i think of something, e.g me walking to my room, i'd fall on my way there. what's wrong with me.....

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

Try to see nipples through body paint.

I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

I am sure that no one else has the same mental slowness as me and my brother. When I say mauve he says maeve and we continue like this for hours. It is certainly an exciting way of eating up those motorway miles:)

Watch the same movies over and over

whenever i'm talking about someone, i constantly check my phone to make sure i haven't butt-dialed them and they're listening to everything i'm saying about them!

When riding in a car I pump my arms to pretend I'm running at an incredible rate.

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

I like to record the audio from TV shows and movies onto cassette tapes from my stereo, and listen to them on my Walkman while I'm working in the kitchen or around the house.

It is really difficult for me to lose control of myself

I masturbate with sandpaper

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.