Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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WHEN I SHOW YOU A PICTURE ON MY PHONE..DON’T SWIPE LEFT.DON’T SWIPE RIGHT.JUST LOOK. Via: Collection of Love WhatsApp Status

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When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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When I am talking about someone, I check my phone to make sure it hasn't dialed them and to make sure they aren't listening.

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I feel that getting a 98 on a test is better than getting a 99.

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think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Search for blackheads on your arms for hours just because youre bored!

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Seeing someone gettin roasted for something and then making sure you dont do the same thing.

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Eat my shed skin from a sunburn

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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When I am walking at night, I see a slight shadow behind me for a second, I walk faster, I see the shadow again, I think it is some kind of scary monster and then I decide to run for my life. When I get back home, I realize the shadow is my shadow.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

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Sometimes, when I like something on a certain website and see that someone else on my facebook friend's list likes it as well, I think that they're stalking me.

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when someone asks you to not listen to they conversation and your listening to music at the same time, in the same room and when they have that conversation, you pretend to listen to your music.

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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think that the NSA is always watching what you do online at any time you are even connected.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.