i feel relived after i prick and see that hard-white thinggy that oozes outside my annoying acne.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Before posting a comment when you need several consecutive tries to type the words in the box because the lettering is so damn hard to read. But your friend can do it in one try. He got the easy one.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Whenever I cross the road with someone I try to walk faster then them just in case a car comes it won't drive me over.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftcodes.info <

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When pooping I always fold my TP before. Anyone else do that? I also always have 4 squares each XD Email me if you do it :P mr.michaelgiorgio@gmail.com

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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Look into your neighbor's house and halucinate someone watching back

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When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Whenever I Iook into the mirror, I think there's a second evil dimension.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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I make a mental note NOT to buy the product or service if I feel they are trying to brainwash me with their ads.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.