Smell your hands to see if there dirty.

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Count the amount of birthday wishes on your facebook page, and compare it to other friends birthdays.

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I use two pillows as I sleep, but I don't put them under my head, I put my head in between them.

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get home from work and masturbate instantly

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I sometimes see or think of words and pronounce them differently. ie. Garbage, gar-bah-ge ("ge" like a vibration sound), Target, tar-jhay

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Check my underwear for any sh!t from farts (yes, sometimes my shit comes with a fart) captcha: royal flush

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Being afraid to up-vote the embarrassing posts on this page for fear that it might somehow post onto my Facebook.

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KICK THE CAN

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

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Picking your nose to get rid of that annoying whistling in your nose when you breathe.

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When you Sitting on the couch and say "I am hungry" but then don't do anything because you are too lazy.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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When you trip when your walking you try to play it off like you wanted to start running

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when I have to shred important documents I am still not satisfied that I even burn the shredded paper

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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I talk to myself while playing games so I don't feel lonley!

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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I eat spoons of dry hot chocolate powder when nobody is around.

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Read for hours... then hear a narrative for everything you do after you stop reading. for ex: "Jen gets out of the car, shutting it with a loud bang. She walks towards the house, noticing the dead squirrel in the road."

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When I'm on an escalator going up, I always imagine myself falling back and how incredibly painful (and possibly bloody) it must be.

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When I was a little kid and something scared me (i.e. feel like being watched when I walked through the forest in the dark) I began to sing... and then I felt somehow protected. Weird, isn`t it?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.