DAS RITE MODERFOCKER! NOWUN MESSIS WIF FIRLUPE!!' (throws wine in face)

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Constantly refreshing the Captcha for fear that It'll be wrong and I have to redo everything I did.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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When they say the name of the movie in the movie i get excited o.O

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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I sometimes have bad dreams that for some reason I don't want to wake up from because I just want to see what happens next

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outside in the dark see a face in the tree thinks its bigfoot come to get me!

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When bored, I often fold pieces of paper to make a little point and poke my fingers/hands with it.

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Sometimes I kiss my hand and pretend it's a person I like.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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Hate using public bathrooms because everyone can hear you pee.

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i noticed that a lot of people pronounce "LOL" like roll. Am i the only one that reads it as L. O. L. (el oh el) ????

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When it's 12:59 or 4:59 or something:59, I don't let myself blink/breathe until it's 1:00 or 5:00 or something:00. Anyone?

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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I somtimes think about what I would o if I had a wish and I go into a lot of detail about it in my head and then realize it will never actually happen

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Get excited when the clock reads 12:34. especially when its a digital that can also read 12:34.56.

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Watch 30 seconds of a commercial break only to realize it's dvr'd and I could be fast forwarding it.

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Think that everything you do is life is being recorded by secret cameras and you're on a reality show. But you don't actually know. The Truman Show. -Robert

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Fart at home

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When I watch a movie that terrifies me, I usually find myself sitting on the sofa with a kitchen knife in my hand at the end of the movie.

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Laying or sitting down in a really comfy position, then getting up to do something, and when you come back you can't figure out the position you just had.

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.