Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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Thinking our singing voices are amazing, until we record it and play it back.

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Sometimes I unintentionally mouth the words being spoken on TV.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Sitting next to a banana called James

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Fantasizing about your friends in like 25 years telling there teenage kids about growing up and being friends with you. When you are a huge rich and famous star.

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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Smile like a damn dork when I watch romantic movies.

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.