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Go on this site to feel normal.
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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.
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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.
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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do
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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.
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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty
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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.
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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.
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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.
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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.
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Sitting next to a banana called James
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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.
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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge
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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.
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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours
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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror
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Not laughing at funny things on T.V. because nobody is around.
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When I have a good dream I can't remember it the day after, but I can remember another dream I had a year ago.
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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.
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Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.
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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running
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Think to myself "If I would have stuck to my diet I would be at my goal weight by now"
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Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed
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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.