Whenever I order a lot of food at a fast food place for myself, I order an extra drink just so they think it's for two people.

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Show desktop when mom or dad walks in.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Wanting something so much. Getting it then wondering what to do next

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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i draw pictures of pokemon on comments (\____/) (??????)

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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clean specks of sh*t in the toilet by peeing on it.

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I find it really hard to not respond a insulting youtube comment with a hopefully even bigger insult.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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I often wonder if people ever talk about me, when I'm away.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

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I'm in computer class at school right now. I'm supposed to be making up for incomplete assignments. But I have been on Things only you think you do, Funny Exams, DIY Fail, Pointless Super powers, Explain this image, and Perfectly Time Photos all class class period. I just noticed these websites aren't blocked at school.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.