Am I the only one that thinks of things, and force yourself to not to think about it, then you hear people laugh or go "OHHHH" so you think that you said your thoughts out loud and everyone heard?

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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If I drop a piece of candy on the floor, I have to drop another piece so it won,t be lonely

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Sometimes I think that I'm a character in The Sims 3 and someone is controlling everything I do.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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Post one on this site thinking everyone will love you but then you realize you're the 2,833 person to post on this site and no one will ever see it. If this is still where it was when I posted it, then congratulations! You've read through 300 FUCKING PAGES! (that meant go get a job)

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Things I did when I was little: Slowly close the fridge door to see the light go out before it is closed all of the way. Put the light switch in between "OFF" and "ON". Walked in to a room and forgot why, walked out then remembered. (STILL DO!) Drew the sun in the corner of the paper. Put a flashlight in your mouth to see yourself, "blush".

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When I'm about to fart, I close my butthole with cupped hand to smell my own fart. Sometimes after I fart, I bend down just to smell the scent.

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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get so shitfaced you wake up in a closet with piss everywhere

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Whenever I do something I want to tell someone about, I have to whisper it to myself before I tell them.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.