Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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(2) When listening to someone I maintain eye contact, but don't actually hear a word they say, just thinking about the eye contact...

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wonder if anyone's watching you and try to seem like a decent person

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Open Fridge, look around for few seconds, say to self - 'What the f*** am I doing?'

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Always look down at the floor or avoiding any kind of eye contact when your getting told off for something really bad

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I wipe the part of the glass or water bottle i drink from

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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whenever I come across a website like this, I try to read through every post as fast as I can. When I reach the end, I feel like I accomplished something but sad I have no more to read.

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I really like taking shits.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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Think that everything has feelings for example, a cushion or a tree

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Pick my scabs off and then lick the blood off.

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On YouTube when I go to like a comment or a video. I click the Like button 2 or 3 times just to make sure it went through.

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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Seeing a cartoon character eat something makes me hungry for it even though it may not taste good in real life and I know that.

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Write things on this site, because i cant sleep

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I refuse to eat cherry starbursts because they taste like medicine.

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I precisley fold toilet paper , so that I can unfold it and use the other side

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When you are doing something (kind of weird) when you're alone and then stop because there might be a ghost watching.

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Think about past screw ups, then cross my eyes thinking to myself "I'm such a F---ing retard."

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I repeat (in my mind) the person's name that I want to dream about when I go to sleep

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.