act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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Reherse jokes/phrases to say to friends in school tomorrow

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"Hey, did you see that new episode last night?" "Yeah!" "Do you remember that part when he ran through the city?" "Yeah!" LIES

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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being a mid-teenager, never having a relationship before and don't care at all.

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When I'm doing a spelling test, I spell a word and read it over and over again until it loses its meaning.

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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I prefer to masturbate by putting a fleshlight under my stuffed-toy smurfette's dress and pretend to smurf her.

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I sometimes rub my scalp rapidly and watch my dandruff fall down like snow.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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popping the lenses out of 3D glasses and wearing them when your doing homework or studying because it makes you feel smarter.

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shag your mom

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Don't have to poop for a week until I get in the shower

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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go to the bathroom, turn on the hot water, get undressed so that the water has time to heat up

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Fart when i'm alone RIGHT before someone walks in... try to talk over the smell...

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Press the Microwave open button at 0:01 to feel like you defused a bomb and avoided that stupid beeping.

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in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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Opens new book to random page. Reads snippet. Smiles to myself when I reach it 1 week later. -epsin

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.