After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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When I do a fresh pile of laundry I throw them on my bed and lay in them.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I can see a magic eye image

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When in the shower, try to cross your arms and keep them as high up to your head as you can. Fill them with water and drink from it.

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Get longingly desperate feeling for days/weeks after a concert of my favorite band.

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I keep tearing the little piece of skin next to my thumb nail until it hurts - and even if it bleeds I have to get it off.

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.