Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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find a nice photograph of food from the web and post it on fb just to watch my retard friends make a big deal out of it.

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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Turning on the dryers in the bathroom so no one will hear you peeing

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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You keep going through pages of "Things You Think Only You Do" clicking the button until you realize that your on like page 50.

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"I'll start tomorrow..." wake up and it has been a year later and I still haven't done it.

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Repeatably look at something ugly, even if it's ugly

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Type in 'things you thought only you did' and find this site. Then smile stupidly and click thumbs up everytime you read something you thought only you did.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Fake a yawn to see if other people will yawn back.

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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After I flush the toilet, I run out of the bathroom really fast.

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Try to imagine every couple I see having sex.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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If I'm walking in the mall and realize I'm going in the wrong direction, I can't just double back, 'cause everyone would think I'm dumb for going in the wrong direction. Instead, I perform a slow U-turn to the other side of the walkway; either that or pretend to get an important text/phone call that forces me to do the quick turnaround. SAVE!

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use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.