do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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Going to a friends house for the weekend, coming home and checking the fridge/pantry for new foods.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Create a post on this site, and then feel really depressed when I get a ton of thumbs down, even when I give MYSELF a thumbs up.

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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I know how to type a ¿

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Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Get so angry you hit a table, wall etc but hit it so hard you feel as though you've broken you fingers and this just makes you even angrier.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.