Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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Doing something bad, then being ashamed because you think your dead family members watch you doing it saying tsk tsk

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...

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hallo

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Reading the terms of service :O....

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Aim at shit stains whilst I pee.

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Seperate your food on you dinner plate

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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when you say something and they go what? so you repeat it and they still didn't hear but once you say "forget it" they suddenly understood you perfectly.

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fart

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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I use the power-stance sometimes when I poop. It's where you completely remove one leg from your pants and put the shoe back on. Your legs can go further apart.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Dancing while hoovering

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when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.