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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.
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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.
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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol
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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!
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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.
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Sometimes when my mom is aking me something and then i tell her the truth i start smirking automatically as if i'd be lying because i don't know how to make a serious face
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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it
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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head
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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.
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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'
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My hands are always so cold and clamy at school, when I go on dates, and when im with friends. But, of course, when im at home, they.are.normal. :l
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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <
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in my eyes all my friends have an easier life than myself. their exams are easier, their teacher are cooler...
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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay
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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.
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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring
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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.
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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me
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Dancing while hoovering
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I lock the bathroom door even when I'm home alone.
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Clenching my fists, imagining I have wolverine claws coming out of my knuckles
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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.
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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.
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When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.