Thinking about what you want to dream about while brushing your teeth at night.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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misread flashlight

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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Get turned on lookin at my own butt

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.