you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Waking up from a really bad dream that you thought was real and then thinking about it all day worried that it actually happened

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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losing something in the house, looking for it and then for some reason if I can't find it, I look in all the same places again

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On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

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close left eye, then right eye to see how things move....

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think your hitting your leg on a chair or desk, really someones foot

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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you spread your cheeks apart when you sit on the the tolet so that your poop does not touch your cheaks

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I'm in a hurry I press the elevator button several times

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im going to rape that girl

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Forgets something then walks into the room to get it then forgets what you forgot nikki

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When I first start dating or seeing someone I write down options for conversation starters before I phone them in case it goes silent.

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pinch the tip of my dick when I masturbate.

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When you can't be bothered to go to the toilet so you stay watching tv or going on your laptop while trying to hold it in.

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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Count how long it takes before you stop peeing.

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When in a public bathroom, flush the toilet right before your shit falls into the water, so no one will hear.

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.