Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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When in a room with a bunch of people, see the one person who's extremely cute and then get a random boner and think "GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY"

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masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Breathe.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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when something on the internet is loading really long i close all the other tabs so my computer can concentrate only on one thing and then i get annoyed because i have to open up all the tabs again

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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put my headphones in but don't listen to any music so people don't bother me.

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When I turn the volume up or Down it has to be a number with 0 or 5 in

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hallo

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when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

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When I stop thinking about about something it'll turn out that I've been staring at someone without meaning to.

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Eat something that will make crumbs over the sink because you are too lazy to get a plate

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Think I'm going to fall down when I step onto an esculator that's not moving.

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Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.