When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

when someone is playing a song which i really like but don't know the name of it i either try to guess the name by the lyrics or i try to read the name from their iPod without them noticing and then immediately make a note on my mobile and saving it.

masturbate... with condoms and gloves because male genitalia is gross and clean up takes just a few seconds rather than minutes

Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

On the bus think in your mind "I know you're reading my mind right now," and look for reactions.

Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

When listening to music I imagine myself and people in a movie scene that fits the music.

If a donkey and a angle fish where to pro create what would be the out come? They can't mate a donkeys a mammal and a angle fish is a fish

When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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When I'm watching an episode of a show that I've seen before with a friend, I say a part that is coming up ahead and act like I guessed.

When I go up the stairs, I always have to end on my right foot. If I have to, I will even hop on one foot on the last stair in order to land on it.

you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

When walking along, I try to race someone walking towards me. For example, a letter box is ahead of me and there is someone walking towards me. I will try and reach the letter box before the other person without looking awkward.. then feel like God if I manage to do it.

in my mind, traffic cones are called VLC.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.