Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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I'm 30, but to this day I still have fantasies about rescuing the girl that I'm secretly in love with from a dangerous situation. The fantasies get increasingly ridiculous, sometimes they even involve superhero stuff. It's as if my own mind was trying to let me know that I should grow the f*** up.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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im going to RAPEEEE that girl

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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I always leave a little coffee in the pot so that it becomes someone elses problem

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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When walking down a long hallway with someone else at the end, becoming self conscious that your eyes are watering up

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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When you accidentally mess up a password, delete the entire thing and redo it since you don't know which part you messed up.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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Breathe.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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i use my thumb when using a DS instead of using the stylus

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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I purposely try to burp as loud as I can in public. –Ikka.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.