I translate (parts of) songs into different languages in my head. I try to do it as good as possible.

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

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Sometimes when I touch something I have to touch all of the object and with both hands, otherwise I feel incomplete.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

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I hug-squeeze the bread to get all the air out before putting it away.

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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hallo

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Say you're not hungry at a friend's house when his/her parents offer you food, even though you're starving

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.