When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

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When I'm riding in a car, i squeeze my toes everytime the car passes a dotted line in the road or when theres a curb

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when no one is home I grab my sisters boobs she has big ones I mean it.

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Whenever we watch a movie or stupid educational film in school, I sleep.

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from now on in gonna eat healthier! *seeing chocolate* hm... okay i'll make an exemption today but from TOMORROW on!!!

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For the long meaningless comments below: I choose to decide to thumb the comments down and see them gone forever! Moral: Thats right, I spend less time on the webs, but here I am.

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turn on my reading light when I get in bed just to check if there's a monster.

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when on a bus, pretend to fail to see your acquaintances to get some rest and avoid boring conversations.

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Eat goldfish and cheez-its salt side down.

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If there's a mirror i look if there's people around looking at me, and if there aren't it's ok to stare at my reflection.

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I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

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thumb down this post

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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misread flashlight

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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Take a dump in the dark... Anyone but me?

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When I'm stressed, I pick at the skin on my head and pull white flakes out of my hair. There's nothing more satisfying to me than that.

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Sometimes...when no one is home, i talk and dance with my dog as if he was person :)

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.