Being from another country and always thinking in english.

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when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

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Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Think about blinking, and then realize that when you think about blinking, you can't stop thinking about blinking, and thus a 3-4 minute awkward blinking-fest begins.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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I am a BIG TIME movie talker. I always ask questions that people obviously don’t know the answer to like, “Where is he going?” “I thought they were friends?” “Wait.. Is she mad?” “Is that guy the killer?” Although people seem to tolerate me, I do promise that it is completely on accident. I don’t even realize I do it. –Ikka.

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Laugh harder when trying to explain what you are laughing about

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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Any time I break something, I always try to put it back so it looks completely normal. That way, the next person who picks it up will have it break right in their hands… Thus becoming their fault... -Ikka

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Clicking the thumbs up or down when two of the submissions have the same number of thumbs up and think i'm the chosen one.

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misread flashlight

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lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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While I am busy working I like to have music playing and while I type I type to the song and its beat

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When your the only one home and you hear a slight creak be like I HEARD THAT to scare of any serial killers.

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Wiggle my foot befor u go sleep in bed!!??

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.