lie on the couch with my head upside-down and imagine what it'd be like to walk around on the ceiling, and if you were to flip the house over so the floor's the ceiling, what you'd have to nail down to keep in place.

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I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

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Suppress a sneeze and then walk around unsatisfied.

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Never using a 0 or a 5 as the last digit while using a microwave.

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Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Pretending I'm in a phone call when I don't want someone to talk to me.

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while taking a bath, I imagine my knees, belly, arms etc poking out of the water are islands, and i imagine little people running around on them

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tell everyone that you think that mcdonalds is unhealthy and that you think there food is nasty but in reality you actually love it.

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In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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scripting the blackboard with your fingernails? no problem, but just the imagination of biting on an ice cream stick out of wood and then moving it through your teeth makes me go crazy!

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When I wear a backpack I constantly check to make sure all the pockets are zipped

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While lying in the tub the water gets cold so u turn back on the hot water with ur feet bc u are too lazy to get up and turn it on with your hands

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Everytime I get new magazines or brochures in the mail I like to open them and smell them. Same with new electronics, I love that new smell.

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When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

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you forget your phone when going to the bathroom, so you search for a shampoo bottle or anything to read or play with in reach.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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when I need to do a number 2 in a public toilet I put toilet paper in there first so my neighbours cant hear it.

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When its nighttime, you walk around the house with one of your small animals in your arms, like it can protect you from anything

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Slate the game you playing but always go back for more...ie FIFA, Cod!!!

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.