i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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When I'm bored I throw a plastic bag in the air and see how long I can keep it from touching the ground.

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When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

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Every time I open a door, I shout out "Alohamora!" and then I open it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Consider selling lots of books, games or DVDs when you have too many to fit perfectly on their shelf.

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eat the salt from the bottom of the pretzel bag

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When i'm in a classroom I think about all of the possible ways to save everyone if something bad happens.

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If I'm in my room and I need to fart, I walk into someone else's room and fart in there so that my room doesn't stink up.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing us.

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i use dental dams

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Eating a crunchy food while watching tv and turning up the volume little by little until its around 80% because you can't hear over the sound of your own chewing. Then later when you turn back on the tv you scare yourself because it's still at 80% and frantically try to turn it down with super speed before anyone hears you.

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Walking around near loud music and begin to feel like your walking to the beat.

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Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.