Mentally preparing yourself to step on a crunchy-looking leaf, only to discover it is in fact soggy, soft and unsatisfactory.

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When I look at a digital clock, i try to rearrange the number to make them a math equation

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i randomly grab my boobs when i'm home alone. like, all the time.

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When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

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I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Having small fingers and, regardless, still unable to click on the right thing when on the internet with a touch screen phone.

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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this is a terrible website and i hate you

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Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

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Go through funny pictures and memes on Facebook, and then accidently miss one and ten when you click to go back you have to go through like 5 more to get back to the one you want.

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Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

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Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

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As im about to fall asleep sometimes i feel like im falling and then i have a muscle spasem and wake up.

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

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I feel bad for not reading the terms of service on a website, because someone had to put a lot of effort into that.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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When you're full at a restaurant and leave your drink. One day you're thirsty and remember back to when you COULD have finished that drink.

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i use dental dams

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Stay up late on the weekdays and go to bed early on the weekends ..... What is wrong with me?

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.