Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

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I get mad at characters on tv and i shoot the screen with my Nerf gun

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Absentmindedly rub your stomach while lying down watching or reading.

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I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

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Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

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I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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When walking on an old looking bridge I try to get off quickly and before anyone else gets on there because all I can think about is it giving way and me falling to my death/being very wet

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ask my dog questions then realize, she can't talk...

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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I dont know weather or not to flush the toilet at night incase i wake somebody, its even worse in other peoples houses.

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

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Whenever you are in a quiet room and are trying to eat a food that is very loud to chew (like chips) you try to chew slowly or alter your chewing style so noone will think your too loud

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when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

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Sometimes I think and feel that I am the most voted man on Horsehead Network, I got no idea why. Moral the friendly r*pist: I dnt know what that means though... Or do I? ;)

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Lie in bed and wonder what happens whe you die, get depressed and come on this site for reassurance

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

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Tried to suck ur own penis

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whenever I see those commercials where there is two people talking to each other but they constantly look at me it really irritates me

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Type in "Things you think only you do" then feel better that alot of people do the same stupid or smart things.

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When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

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Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.