- Things You Think Only You Do

Think you looked good the whole day, then come home and realize you were a hot mess and nobody told you

dont turn my fan up so high cause i think its going to fall and slice me to bits -jesse

Kick the fallen ice cube underneath the fridge

I really don't know what to do when i see a double post on here. I mean, i get that people like to do stuff with their feet when their in bed, but somehow al lot of these people do not find it enough to vote up an existing post.

I try to move inanimate objects/set things on fire/control the elements with my mind.

Fall asleep at night fantasizing about how you wish life situations would play out.

Put toilet paper in the toilet before i poop so the water dosent splash

When laying in bed I put the covers over my head and act like I'm in different places..caves..tent..etc..

sometimes i close my eyes and i rub them to see psychedelic drawings

Reading a book and making the facial expressions it describes.

when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

When you stop to tie you shoe, you re-tie the other so one isnt tighter than the other.

When I loose something , I buy a new one, then continue to find the old one the next day.

squezzing moisturisure/tooth paste really hard cos the top is all dry and then a shit load comes out all at once

Get random feelings of nausea and/or dizziness for no apparent reason.

Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

When I see someone I know walking toward me as I'm walking toward them from a long way away, I pretend I don't see them until we're right on top of each other, then, miraculously discovering them, I smile and say, "Hi".

When I walk into the bathroom and the lid of toilet is closed, I always get slightly nervous to lift it up and see into the toilet. I'm always thinking there'll be something disgusting or scary in there.

Tried to suck ur own penis

Get freaked out when door bell or phone rings when you are doing something you are not supposed to.

I'll sing nice and loud in the shower and wonder why I haven't come out with an album yet

when i get pissed off at someone i go to an empty room and then imagine killing them

Put my hand under the pillow in bed to get orgasm

Run up the stairs like a gorilla because it's easier that way.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.