when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

Make scary faces in the mirror and try to scare myself

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

Find yourself alone at a party/gathering of some sort... Pretend to send a text to make people think you're not a loner.

Start to tell a story, but realize that nobody is bothering to listen to you.. So you slowly let your voice fade off

waking up from an amazing/awesome dream and spend the rest of the day thinking up of new senarios to come after...

Do math in ur head at night to help you fall asleep.

When I am listening to my ipod in the car or on a bus, i always remove an earphone to check if i am breathing really loudly.

run inside after taking out the trash because a monster might be hiding in the big trash can

Fear that the CIA is secretly wathing you.

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

singing along to a song that you think you know the words to.. but you dont

When I'm on Facebook, I flip between someone's most recent profile picture and their first one, just to see how much they've changed.

Stuff 13 chips in my mouth when no one is looking, bite 1 chip in half and chew it for 30 seconds when someone is looking.

Think that a movie is shorter after you watch it once or twice

instinctively thumb down long posts without reading them.

When I eat potato chips, I lick each side to make sure the really salty part is down.

SOMETIMES I SHIT ON MY HAND.... IN THE SHOWER

Sometimes I wipe my butt so violently that my finger goes through the toilet paper and into my butt hole. I enjoy it and question my sexuality. ;)

Pretending you're in a tribute band when you listen to a song.

Realizing that when you look behind a shower curtain before using the bathroom and actually see a Serial killer, you have no plan...

I always twist my washcloth into a cone shape, so when I take my next shower it is dry and hardened. Then I pretend stab it into my stomach and say "MY LIFE FOR AIUR!" before getting it wet again.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.