conundrum.

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I pretend that I've caught the man in the walk/don't walk sign doing something bad and I stare at him accusingly

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Wish that Mexicans would go fix things in their own country instead of coming here unwelcome and demanding things instead.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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When im blazed i like of all the stupid shit i did that day but always tell myself "its fine, i didnt feel dumb about those things sober"

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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every timee i type a messege to some 1 in chat i imaging what the othe person looks like-jesse

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I make a joke and laugh a little but if someone else laughs then i laugh louder

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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When I'm watching a youtube video, I worry about how much time is left because I'm concerned the video maker won't wrap it up in time before the video ends.

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Go back to the song if I don't here what they sang Kay

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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ASMR

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.