sniff my armpit when somebody says someone stinks and shouts NOT ME lol

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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When listening to awesome music I perform a subtle headbanging motion.. Then I look around to see if anybody is staring at me like I'm retarded.

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conundrum.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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See a persons name a place a word or thing in a book computer magazine etc... and right after hearing the same thing on tv or the radio. Vice versa

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when u start laughing then start clapping and look like a seal

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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When someone is reading something out loud in class...and they are reading REALLY slow...You quietly read fast and you try to beat them to the end of the paragraph

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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When taking a pee instead of standing in front of the toilet stand in the side so if someone walks in they wont see your penis

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Go into a shop that you thought would have some interesting things, but when you find that it dosn't, you quickly browse the shop for a bit so that you don't offend the cashier by entering and leaving immediately.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Liking the smell of your fart and Poo and denying it to people.

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Am I the only one who wrote "free Candy" on the side of my van?

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When approaching a stoplight, I evaluate the vehicles in front of me to determine which ones I think will take off faster so I can get behind them.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.