use cleverbot to chat to automated dating chat bots. even if i don't understand swedish.

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I pick my nose n eat it. I love the hard ones

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I very carefully smell what I'm about to eat before I eat it, but I'd most likely eat it, even if I hadn't smelled it first.

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act like people from movies or shows just because my life is that boring

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When ever I touch something a certain way I have to touch it again exactly like I did the first time

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I ejaculate fire and glory

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avoid going in the handicap bathroom stall because you're afraid someone will see you cause it's so big

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Own all of you hard! Moral: EXPLOSION NOISE!

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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get scarred shit less when some one burst though your door when it tacky

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When I'm crying i look in the mirror to see what i look like while I'm crying

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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When watching a video or listening to music, take earbuds out four or five times in repetition to make sure that no one can hear the audio but you, then check them again when someone comes within twenty feet of you. Then, spend the rest of the time feeling awkward and expecting someone to jump out of the bushes and take a video of that idiot with the defective headphones.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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When Im bored in a house that has leafy/floral wallpaper I follow the stem with my finger all the way up to the top of the wall and then go back down again and think of a route that gets you all the way to the other side of the wall.

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shag your mom

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hold my shirt with my chin when i'm peeing.

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Sometimes I just space out for a period of time and completely forget that I'm breathing. Then when I snap out of it, I kind of breathe deeply because I thought I forgot to breathe.

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I plan to put money away everyday but never seem to do it.

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When I fart I immediately go 'Eww. Who farted? That's gross'. And I blame it on someone else, always works :)

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Be talking to someone about something random, then a few days later or so... something very relevant to that happens, then you think to yourself "I'm sure I can tell the future"... I'm very confident that, that is just me...

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I'm paranoid of EVERYTHING. When I enter a room, I inspect it for cameras. When I'm in the bathroom I cover all the cameras on my iPod, Phone, etc. When I do something I'm not supposed to do on the computer (such as download music for free), I cover the webcam to assure the government can't see me. I control my thoughts 24/7 at fear that someone will read my thoughts. I have a strict feeling the someone is always watching me. I fear subliminal advertisements also. To sum everything up you could just read the first part. I DONT TRUST ANYTHING OR ANYONE! I'm Not sure if anyone else is as paranoid as I am...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.