Wait 2-3 seconds with anticipation whenever a baby falls for them to cry.

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Go outside and pee.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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gh, whistle or hum while on the toilet for a long time, just so anyone outside the door doesn't think I'm mastrubating.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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if someone i like or want to impress is around i change the song I'm listening to to something that i know they like or something not embarrassing, just in case they ask me what i'm listening to.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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Go to get a drink and by the time you get there you already forgot what you were doing.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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Count the number of letters in a word or phrase.

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.