When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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whenever I play I spy I always use very specific things I spy for example if I would say something starting with D and it would be for dust

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.