Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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conundrum.

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Sleep with one leg on top of the covers and the rest of your body under them.

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Drinking and dialing people I dated.

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I trap my farts under the covers and sniff them all up or cup them in my hand and sniff real hard to get the smell.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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I like to create stories and adventures in my head to make reality a little less boring...

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When making toast, I stop the toaster halfway and flip the toast like it's sunbathing.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Take a side of bacon and jack off watching Babe.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Sometimes when im lost in thought I twirl a piece of my bangs and stare off in a daze.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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when im on my phone in bed my phone always falls on my face -.-

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled. -Ikka

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.