Every once in a while I think 'I know you're reading my mind...' and look about the classroom. See if anyone looks at me.

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I have to check my closet for monsters so they don't get me while I sleep

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get annoyed by people singing a song only to show off their brilliant voice and automatically think that they cannot sing as good as they think they can

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Whenever I walk through automatic doors I say "Thank You"

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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use the restroom at a different floor/building when taking a dump at work.

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when you are waiting for something to load, you go "please,please,pleas,please,please,please...." and the when it finally finishes you yell "YES!" OF COURSE, ONLY WHEN YOUR ALONE.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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I eat ice creams from the bottom of the cone to the top.

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feel that the horsehead network captchas can read my mind. kind of scary.

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When i am bored i go on the internet and i dont know what to do but as soon as i turn off my computer i come up with lots of fun things i could have done

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Know you have enough milk in your cereal when you start to see it peek through the cracks

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After having an argument with your partner you text them later then halfway thru the text you forget hat you were going to say back track and tell them you love them! "didn't matter really did it lol"

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You imagine your future self visiting you and tell you about your life.

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When writing out something in the air, you mess up so you "wipe" out the mistake and then move to another piece of air because it's "cleaner".

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use my phone as an alarm clock for waking up. but sets the time in PM instead of AM.

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Try to put in USB drive into computer, and no matter what, always ends up trying to put it in upside-down the first time.

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A bee flies into your classroom and you're too terrified to focus on anything else.

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I can see a magic eye image

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cringe when I squeeze a cotton ball, ugh

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See someone thats so hot all you can think about is seeing them naked all day.

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When the adverts come on I forget what I'm watching and so spend five minutes trying to remember.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.