Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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when going to get a drink, i accidently pull out a bowl, or plate, later realizing what i did, i put it back, and get a cup

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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Think you're breathing way too loud when your headphones are turned up

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Walking down the toy isle in the store, and feeling a little sad that you're not a kid anymore.

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I pee in the water of the toilet to make bubbles

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.