try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Find something on this site that you actually do not do, and think how weird the person who wrote that must be.

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When I watch porn,I sometimes pause the video and start looking something random. e.g. an unrelated article on Wikipedia.

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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blow nose. look at kleenex.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Go on this site to feel normal.

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Reflection and deep thoughts about the origin of life and the universe when showering

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eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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After eating a lot of junk food begin to fear that i'm going to get diabetes.

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I Repeat my coincidental happenings..and say please don't do(x5)..

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when i m in a car i'll look at the letters on license plates and try to think of words that you can make-or almost make- with those letters

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Sing really loudly and think you hear someone come in. yell "hello" for five minutes before singing again.

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I smell or rinse cups before I put water in them. Even if they are clean.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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I really enjoy taking a shit and dont really know why.

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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get bored so I fist myself for money

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.