I like to poo while smoking.

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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Think of the best come-backs ever, a few seconds after the time to use them would be.

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dream about the most amazing guy/girl that you have a relationship with and hope it comes true

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When i'm eating M&Ms, I save one of each color until the end so I can eat them all at once.

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When I go to the bathroom I put toilet paper over my penis and pretend its a ghost

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When I'm bored I argue with myself inside my head.

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I cannot stand mosquito's if I am asleep and I hear one I turn my light on so I can find it and kill it and I wont rest until I do

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in my mind prisms are called pink floyd.

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try to cut corners in my house and hit the wall

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Laying in bed kind of hungry, knowing exactly what you want to eat, and going over all the steps involved (going all the way to the kitchen, making the food, cleaning up, going all the way back to your room, plus it's nighttime and something might get you) and trying to decide whether or not it's worth it to go eat now or just wait until you wake up.

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I get angry when people use question marks where they don't belong. QUESTION marks are for QUESTIONS. Not statements or opinions >:( "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion?" X FFFUU- "But whatever I don't care I mean that's your opinion." ?

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Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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hate it when the bottom of you foot is itchy because it feels wrong to scratch it.

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Fart and walk away from the stink area very quickly so nobody will know you made it.

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Walking down stairs. Accidently miss last step. Feel like you're going to die.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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I think SpongeBob and Patrick are rude, inconsiderate a_holes. ... That's right, I'm an adult and I watch SpongeBob. lol

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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Not sure if im holding on to fart or shit

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.