I try to accomplish things while waiting for the timer on the microwave can go off.

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When bored in class.. I catch eyes with someone across the room and look away fast, then act "cool" for the next 10 minutes because I still think they're looking at me...

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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.

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Pee extra hard in a urinal when there's someone else in the bathroom so you don't seem weak

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I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

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wonder how old the people r who right these. im 12

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become increasingly panicked when its dark and you cant find the door handle.

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Sometimes when I'm in the shower, I start kicking the bar of soap.

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After reading certain things on this website, I try them to see if they work.

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stand in front of a mirror with your headphones in, and lip sync the words of the song playing to pretend you are singing in a music video

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When you're all alone, practice for an interview you're bound to have when you're rich and famous and say other people's responses when they are asked about working with you.

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When I have a bottle in my hand and nothing to do in class. I read the nutrition facts and ingredients 2 to 4 times until the teacher says something.

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sometimes I get so bored watching tv that I have an incredible urge to throw the remote at the tv. I would never do it, but I always fear I might and break the tv.

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scream after your in the ooh part of achooh when you sneeze.

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pissing really fast to remove shit stains in the toilet

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in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

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If there is a big spider in the house I will act cool and take it out even though inside I'm screaming

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When you're in your late teens, you blare the car stereo when driving near girls that are walking. When you grow up, you turn the radio down in fear that you look like a tool bag.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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when being in the bathroom at night, avoid looking in the mirror

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When home alone, I put cans in front of the door so if someone breaks in, I wake up.

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I sometimes wonder what my past self would do differently if it knew what would be going on now

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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Shake my hands frantically back and forth when watching the microwave count down or the printer print, as if it will make them go faster.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.