eat chicken, lamb anything with bones with a knife and fork while avoiding using your hands because it makes them dirty

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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When I read something someone you know has written I read it in their voice.

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sit on the toilet when taking a crap and play my iPod or laptop at the same time for something to do.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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smoke marijuana

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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I used to do almost everything an even number of times because I thought that if I didn't something bad would happen.

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I start doing some of the weird things I wouldn't have thought of doing if I hadn't I read them on this website.

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When winking, I feel as if I have to wink with the other eye to be fair to both eyes.

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Checking your phone for a text when you know you don't have one. Matt

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When I'm reading a story in English class or a book in general but I'm tired while doing so and I'm reading on down the page, if I read a sentence and miss a word or mispronounce a word I MUST go back and re read the entire sentence until I have read it correctly or I feel very weird and panicked.

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getting excited when you find a recycled tissue in your robe/sweatshirt so you don't know have to get up to get one yourself?

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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did you notice if you travel: when your going to the place feels like 10 hours but when going home feels like 4 hours

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When I'm at the checkout and paying with my card, I try to put my PIN in the card machine before the cashier has a chance to tell me to do it.

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Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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On Youtube. Moving the mouse cursor over the video thumbnails thinking it will display different snap shots from the video. And realizing what a guy I am...

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.