I laugh easier when im with someone

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Wish that Mexicans would go ruin their own country instead of ruin ours.

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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draw the sun at the corner of the page

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say to my friend do you ever think that someone else is thinking the same thing that they are thinking at this moment in time and then SHYT in there mouth. Normally they gurggle it in their throat, before swallowing it and making a pedo face, and sometimes i bike naked and shit on cars with diorrea so it explodes on the windows.

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

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Still can't walk on cracks. If I step on the crack with one foot, the other has to as well.

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I look for comments in this site that are on or close to 0 so that when i like or dislike them, i make a difference to the outcome :)

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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Like a toy until it breaks.

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I daydream and consequently spend twenty minutes having a dump

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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.

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After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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smoke marijuana

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Think of a bunch of "things you think only you do" after you leave the site

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.