- Things You Think Only You Do

Not answer a question or something of the sort Evan if you know you know the answer because you are paranoid that you are wrong.

Accidentally make a weird noise and quickly turn around frantically to see if anyone else hear it.

hug the pillow at night so it protects me from monsters

Takes playful flirting way to seriouse.

Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

in the morning the first thing I do is pick my nose n eat it n then I smell my discharge

Drop something down the side of the couch, say that you'll get it in a minute and then forget about it

Sweep up the dirt into the dustpan and sweep the stuff you can't get under the cabinet.

Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

After you wipe your butt and crotch with a towel, you dont want the towel to touch your face. Next night, dry your face and head first.

I avoid my wealthy but cool relatives because I don't want them to think I want money

When out I like to "people watch."

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Have a dream that you can breath under water and wake up and be very disappointed

Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.

Promise to save money then spends all of it anyway.

when watching a movie in a big screen cinema, i unconsciously look at the bottom of the screen, midway through the movie, expecting to see a time/track/scroll bar. as if it was VLC media player.

Every room I go into I imagine like there's one of those DVD screen savers that bounces off the walls and i try to guess when it will hist a corner perfectly

After using the restroom at someone's house I turn on the water and proceed to check myself in the mirror while the water runs and sounds like I'm washing my hands then I turn off the water and walk out.

Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

Whenever I'm doing my makeup I pretend I'm doing a makeup tutorial on Youtube.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.