When someone sits with crossed legs, I notice their lifted foot throb slightly with their pulse. It is really distracting sometimes.

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When on a boring car ride, add up all the numbers on the licence plates I see.

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Try to think of as many as my female friends as literally possible while masturbating. Rapid Fire envisioning each one I can think of - regardless of their attractiveness - taking my load in one place or another, until I actually cum.

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Hot in bed? Stick one leg out and then wrap it around the top of the duvet

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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never feel sad enough after being told a sad story

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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Rereading a text message 25 times before you send it to make sure it makes sense.

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When you get lost while driving, the first thing you do is turn down the radio.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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i make loud noises so before i fart people cant hear it.

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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okay,So we bought a 1000 piece puzzle and made a point to put it together when it was done we found that it was missing a piece so we went back to the same store bought the same puzzle and went through it until we found the missing piece then returned it.

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When your friend tells you something, but you don't hear them so you just start laughing.

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Put your feet up on the wall when you can't get to sleep

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When I go to use my laptop if my cat is sleeping in my chair I would use it somewhere else and leave her alone.

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Listen to music while browsing the internet, having facebook open in another tab, and randomly you hear facebook message sounds, even though they aren't really there.

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Fantasize about being with somebody else when I have sex

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When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Getting the strong urge to "woo" or scream in a large and quiet crowd, such as during church.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.