Yell at game shows when the people are stupid

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Try to pee on the toilet-paper in the toilet so it rips in half

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In school look at the wall or something and feel like only a few seconds has gone by but really thirty minutes has

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Flush the toilet right before done peeing so when you're done, the toilet and your pee has been flushed.

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Sometime if I need to go I would go outside so I don't splash the seat

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KICK THE CAN

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When your best friend has a certain make/model/color car, you start seeing it everywhere you go.

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I really like the day I was born even though there is nothing special about it like Dec 25 or May 20 (Christmas or Independence day)

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wonder y nobody facebook likes or comments on these

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Think someone's watching me so I do cool stuff to impress them just in case they are

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Getting that huge shiver when you take a really good pee.

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When I see someones comment has alot of dislikes , I add on to it .

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Download a new app, and say to myself I'll never stop playing it. Play it for 2 hours and forget about it.

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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i just sit there thinking, how is it not butter?

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Reach past the first two or three slices of bread to get the better, fresher bread towards the middle.

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When my friends talk bout a show they ask did u see the one where they did this and I nod even thow I have no idea what they're talking about

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Get worried i'll sleeptalk about the things I'm thinking about and someone will hear, so stop thinking about my deep and personal thoughts i think about before going to bed.

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when liking something you like or dislike something you click it twice even though you know it will only take one vote

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bounce when your tip toeing.

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You try to tell a joke to impress everyone and then you mess it up.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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Think of numbers as male or female.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.