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When i feel the back of my right hand starting to itch. in a few days, i get some money. When the back of my left hand itches.Some money goes.
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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.
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Daydream about doing unspeakable things(killing, raping, beating, cutting, shooting, ect.) to the person you hate
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Sometimes when im in my bed and trying to fall asleep, i don´t want to open my eyes in case there is a murderer standing before my bed.
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Apply hand sanitizer after fapping.
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When ever a door is about to close I always try to put my hand between the door and stop it, but it gets to small and I get scared.
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Suddenly thinking that this is all a dream, and having to pinch yourself to make sure it isn´t. Or is it?
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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D
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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.
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When I let water out the bath I swish the water so it makes a little whirlpool
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When alone in a public restroom, after using the toilet I kick the lever and run away out of fear that it will splash on me.
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Okay so probably like everyone else, when Schapelle Corby was found with drugs on her in bali I thought she was innocent but now since she was let out of the prison I am wondering if she did do it?
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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.
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Cannot even read a word when a blonde lady sits in front of me in a library.
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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.
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I tuck all sides of the blanket under my body and feet then over my head and leave a fresh air hole so im in a cocoon of blanket.
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I always have excellent manners when eating around others, but when I'm alone I eat like a pig and have no manners.
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hearing the opening theme music to Disney or 20th Century Fox or whatever and knowing what it is before you see the screen, then wondering if you should feel proud or if your a weird geek.
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Not expecting anyone to come over, some one knocks on the front door, mute the TV and hope they just go away.
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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.
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write a test and the information i studied most is not on the test
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Try to flip the dice at the casino to my number with my mind
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When I'm walking on the sidewalks, I make a game of how to walk on the pavement squares so I don't step on a line.
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Pubic hair wishes... While on the toilet you try to pull out a hair... If it comes out close your eyes and make a wish....and throw it into the toilet... Flush... Repeat!
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Things You Think Only You Do
A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.