I count how many steps it takes to cross a section of sidewalk, and will continue taking the same amount of steps until I realize it.

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Clench your butt super hard to slowly let out a fart thinking no one will know.

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When I'm waiting for someone who is late. I go-over in my head how I'm going to greet them. For example "Well, it's about damn time", or "Finally!".

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When I'm trying to sleep and my mind's like, "Hey, know what's a good movie? Paranormal Activity!" Then I can't sleep for an hour - Brayden Everes

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Pretending you don't know that much about something because other people might think it would be wierd if you did. Ex: if you you knew someone's exact birthdate and you were discussing it with some one and you where like ya he looks a little older he's probably in his mid 40s or early 50s instead of just admitting you know there exact age.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Turn the light off, run, and JUMP into bed. I'm 26.

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when u were younger and closed the fridge door super slowly 2 c when the light turned off

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Whenever I read a book, in my head it all takes place at my own house, or some other familiar location.

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whenever there is a person I really, really hate, I imagion them dying in a cruel and painful way.

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I bought a ps4 and really regret it.

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Sometimes, I ask myself philosophical questions. The one that is bugging me now is "If reincarnation is real, why is this life so vivid?"

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when your walking past a chain link fence you slide your fingers along it because it feels cool

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Secretly open a packet of something or spray some deodorant in a shop to check what it looks/feels/smells like. Then put it back and pick up the one behind because you just used/opened the one you were just holding.

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When I'm in a room with other people, no matter who they are, I make myself choose the person I would tolerate the best having sex with just in case of a disaster and we need to procreate.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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When I am in a car i always think there is massive swords coming out the edge of the car and make everything the same length up

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go on a diet, buy a lot of healthy food, eat it all the same day. 2 weeks later repeat.

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oh snap, i got a boner. hope nobody notices

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I type out something I think is funny, then wonder if people will think I'm weird and erase it.

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Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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Thinking that someone is seeing everything from your eyes while you are using the bathroom, and then quickly looking up to avoid embarassment.

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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I laugh easier when im with someone

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.