if someone posts something disgusting but true on this same site, rethink pressing the "thumbs up" button out of embaressment.

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See a ridiculously hot girl and wonder to myself "who is the guy who gets to have sex with her. And why does she like him?" As if that can help me bag an equally hotter girl.

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Sunday's are making me feel depressed.

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Show up for a blind date and say DAMN, WTF! When they open the door.

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Get angry at someone for not knowing something I haven't told them about.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Two minutes after I text the person I like, I check the message to see what time I sent it and what time the person received it, and estimate that it takes the adverage person about a minute to respond and then another minute for you to receive it. so really, if the person likes you, it would take them about 3 minutes to respond. if its five, you automatically assume they hate you.

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Have to suddenly poop while shopping (mainly in Wal-Mart), but don't feel like traveling far to the restroom. So I kneel down in whatever aisle I'm in, casually shove my heel up my butt, and pick up some random item from the shelf and pretend to be interested in it. Finally, when the poop is secure in my butt, I'll put the item back and continue my shopping.

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I always wonder if anyone has a crush on me.

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Waking up at 4 am wondering where your pillow went.

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I take pains to be Anti-Democrat and Anti-Republican. Because both parties are really gross money & career machines beholden to industry. I really am middle-of-the-road on lots of issues. even though I don't understand what the fuck makes an intelligent conservative tick. but I may just be biased because it's all neo-cons on the news. idk.

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If im eating food i shouldnt and i dont want anybody to know i jump if anyone comes in and catches me.

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Music is ALWAYS playing in my head. I can't go a day without noticing that the whole time a song is just burned in my brain, playing over and over. Is this okay? Im pretty sure im the only one...

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Wearing cheap CZ rings to either stop guys hitting on me or pretend I'm engaged.

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realize you are saying your thoughts outloud.

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after having a hot shower I sometimes just sit in my room wearing just a towel

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put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

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when on long car rides look out the window imagineing stick figures running

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when bored, i imagine my EXACT plan for the zombie apocalypse, down to what would look cool if i was walking down a desolate street ( i am legend style) :D

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When you were in elementary school you thought people laughed at Uranus because it sounds kinda like urine and then wondered why it was so funny; the two only sound remotely alike.

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look around my house for something to do for what feels like an hour then look back at a clock to realize thats its only been 4 minutes

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When I see something on facebook i dont like, I like it just so i can unlike it.

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do you feel that your normal, but you feel that the people around you are being nice to you because your mentally hanicapped

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I never let anything go over the toilet when It's open.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.