Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Any time I shop for used clothes, I always have to ask, “Did anybody die in this?” –Ikka

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when you bleed you suck your own blood

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I know how to type a ¿

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Get exstremly sad or depressed whenever you think about something you did that was embarrassing or something you regret infront of someone when that person probably doesn't even remember it....

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Whenever I look in the bathroom mirror, I fear that I will see a terrible bloody monster standing behind me. I convince myself of this so completely that I panic and rush out right after I pee.

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I always poke myself in the eye when I put on mascara, then have a wild hand spasm so it gets all over my face.

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feel legitimately bad for Wile E Coyote whenever he does not get the road runner

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when i'm in the shower and i close my eyes, i thnk something's gonna be there to scare me when i open my eyes again.

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When I am driving, I hate everyone else who is driving.

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when i meet ppl i often think of them as if two other ppl i know had a baby even if they are the same sex.

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I have to fart real bad but people are around me , so I try to silent fart

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I constantly try to turn something I say into my catch phrase.

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I open the shower curtain when I get in the bathroom to make sure no ones there.

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when i was a kid, i lookup dirty words in the english dictionary as substitute for porn :(

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I stick one foot out of my blanket so I'm not hot or cold.

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grab my cats tongue when he is licking my hand

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conundrum.

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Live in a house my whole life and still not know what switch does which

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whenever I lost a tooth my parents would while I slept they would sprinkle caster sugar on the window sill and make footprints in it (tiny footprints)

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Say a word I just learned over and over again until it loses meaning.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.