I sleep in the nude.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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Pick scabs and eat them.. and when i start bleeding suck the blood up with my mouth...

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I really enjoy self-pity.

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I know how to type a ¿

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conundrum.

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Sometimes I stay as still as I can and stare at myself in the mirror until it scares me and I freak out about who I am and why I'm living. I have to think of my family and memories to snap out of it.

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Yelling my cats name in my mind to see if i can get him to look at me using the power of my mind

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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Always think "what if ghosts really ARE everywhere?" when I'm naked in the shower, or getting dressed, or any other private and/or embarrassing moment. Then get really freaked out and picture 6 people from 1902 watching you.

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almost asleep and your body randomly jerks and scares you

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Change my name on Siri on iPhone to something hillarius and make it say my name

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I wonder if things are there because I see it and if I was not there to see it would it disappear?

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sometimes when I listen to a song while riding in the car I look out the window and pretend I'm in some angsty music video

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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Stick my tongue inside the ramen noodle flavor bag when im dne with it.

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Whenever people dare accuse me of being too full off myself I tell them. Moral: I cant get to full of myself, the more me, the less you, ALL THE BETTER FOR EVERYONE! WE ARE VICTORY! (except you)

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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On the train, try and mathematically make (add,subtract,multiply,divide etc.) the carriage number to get to ten

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.