Gotta sleep with a fan.

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Apologizing to things when I drop them and feeling stupid afterwards

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I think about all of the things of mine people will find if something happens to me

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Pour a bowl of cereal. Open fridge. No milk. (karky)

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Saying "ouch!" when someone throws something and it hits an inanimate object.. -Sarah

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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pick your nose and eat it

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Pretend to talk on the phone when you see someone you don't want to say hello.

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conundrum.

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do a fake cough when my shit is falling in the toilet

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I have one of those automatic shower cleaners. After I press the button, it beeps 15 times before starting. I have to get out my brush, get out the hair dryer, plug it in, and Turin it on before the 15th beep. Every time.

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when im lying in bed in summer and im hot i just turn my sheets on the other side so its cool again

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When at a friend's or another person's house, I pee while standing up. But at home, I always sit down when i pee.

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Hate Skydoesminecraft.

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When i'm eating small, colored foods like skittles or gummies, i have to have one on each side of my mouth so one side doesn't feel happier than the other and they have to be different colors.

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When I'm bored I think of what it would be like to be a women.

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ASMR

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I poke myself in the eye with a needle every Thursday.

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you wonder if things look the same through other peoples eyes

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I scrape the scum off my teeth with my fingernail and then I eat it.

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When I hear a sound that I don't know what is, while I'm in an unfamiliar place, I wipe off and then touch as many surfaces as possible. It makes me think that if I'm taken by some scary person, my fingerprints will be easily found. I'm not sure why that would help in many cases, but it makes me feel better.

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I know how to type a ¿

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I carry more money in my wallet than it appears, I just tuck some away because I think that if I can't see it and have to go through the trouble to get it out- then I won't spend it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.