Constantly check your post on here to see if other people give it a response.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When eating chips/cereal (out of the box)/any small snacks I put an even amount in my mouth and divide them evenly on each side of my mouth and chew them like that.

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misread flashlight

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If someone uses a term thats like, in the know, and they ask if i know what it means, ill act like, of course ido, even if i dont, and then ill go home and look it up.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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always picture someone naked even though sometime you really don't want to.

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Can't stand it if something rubs against my knees up the way...if it happens i have to rub them down the way with my hands or they feel weird

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Having a dream where I am in a sex Ed class and instead of looking at slides experiencing everything firsthand

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Laugh quietly to myself in public then cough to make the laugh seem like a it was a cough so people won't think I'm weird.

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Say a word over and over until it sounds weird

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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Get my belt loop caught on the door handle,

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Wheneveri brush my teeth, I make a snarling face.

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Has to cover up with a blanket, regardless of the temperature...

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Accidentally try to downloade PC software on your mac.

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I type things i really want to say to people and then delete them straight away because im too chicken to say it.

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avoid using ketchup and mayo since they make everything taste like um... ketchup and mayo... which is kind of boring

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Think about when im old and im dying and under what circumstances,and think will i remember this day when i thought of it and think,shit that was fast,almost like sending myself a message to the future...if that makes any sense lol

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Thinking that you're the only person on Earth, and everyone else is there just to affect you.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.