In the car and sad song comes on you look out the window and pretend your in a movie.

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When taking trash up to the street, I always runback as fast as I can, counting down from 5, pretending there's a sniper about to shoot me.

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fart

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Think about things I should be doing with my life.

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Start browsing a list of pics at the back, so I can see the order they were posted.

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Pee in a glass and pour it down the sink, if someone is using the bathroom already.

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Playing TV in bed because if I don't I jump at every noise in the house and don't sleep.

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When home alone, you feel the need to turn on every light/appliance so you won't hear the serial killer who you are sure hides in your basement

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Looking at these in school when it's dead silent and trying so hard not to laugh so you won't get yelled at.

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I'm in my twenties and still don't drive.

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Having leg bounce up and down for no reason at all.

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When I'm home alone, I pretend I'm famous, and pretend I'm doing a television or magazine interview, and answer out loud to questions I ask in my head

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Mispronounce a word that you have a billion times before because you couldn't figure out what it said for a second.

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Make funny fish faces and noises in the mirror just because... Oh yeah, and fish totally make noise, right?

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Feel like you sing wonderfully when you are alone, but feel like you sing horribly in front of others.

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When riding in a vehicle at night, where the stars are visible, I feel like they're racing.

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Typing what you want to put in a message, then deleting it because you daren't send it

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When I climb into bed every night, I always say, "Bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed bed," while shifting until I am comfortablely settled.

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Wrap up inside a sleeping bag and slide down the steps.

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when I take a big dump I turn around to see how big it is

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Tried to stuff yourself in the fridge

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trying to look cool when you're driving past other cars.

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when u see a blond, brown,black,or red head girl u think of a blond,brown,black or red head joke -Randi L.

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when the teacher is asking the class something and i have no idea I'm looking at the paper in front of me, pretending to still making notes and thinking to myself 'don't take me, don't take me...'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.