- Things You Think Only You Do

Pee in the shower.

i use dental dams

I invented this game in the bathroom called "start peeing before the light fully lightens up".Its kind of a challenge because if i actually succeed i might not pee in the right place.

when baking cookies I eat waaayyy too much of the dough, to the point that I don't even want any of the cookies when I am finished baking them.

When walking in a pub or a mall or any place which has music playing, I walk along with the beats thinking that I will look super cool doing that!

When i'm done sleeping, I wake up.

I stare at people to see if they have a innie or outtie belly button

Poking your eye to see the black circle at the corner of your eye

I can't help spitting into the toilet when I piss, let it drop out my mouth and hit the water to see if I can get it in the center.

I stare at the paint impasto on the ceiling until I see faces.

Trying to take the same number of steps in a block of sidewalk while you're walking.

Use more toilet paper than you need, just because you feel like it cleans your ass more.

I put morals on posts to get a thumbs up. Moral: Posts with morals get thumbs up.

Sometimes I wonder who created words. For instance, who thought to call a fence a fence? It could have been called something completely random like bucxbuw, but it would seem normal to us and fence would seem like jibberish instead.

When leaving a poop smear under the water in the toilet that doesn't get flushed away, I put a few pieces of toilet paper on the water surface to conceal it.

when im losing an argument, ill start singing my responses

Look at a word and count the letters by 2's - continue counting the letters over and over by 2's until it comes out even at the end of the word.

Shit in the shower and pushing it down the drain with your feet

When I pee if there is already some toilet paper there I try to sink it with my pee.

Imagine that other people see colors different from me and if i had their brain i would see it like them

when i'm in a really good mood i think everybody is watching and admiring me

Sometimes I wonder if every thing is real or just fantasy and I get really scared,creeped,depressed,and Anxious

even though you know you turned the light off, you have to go check before you can get to sleep

Sometimes I wonder what my life would be like if I never did certain things like move to a new house or attended a certain school or college. I wonder if I still would have met the people who are in my life now. I think about If I never met my best friends, people who are like family to me. Then I get really sad because it's something I never want to imagine. Afterwards, I talk to them to cheer myself up.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.