Get annoyed when I'm working on something and someone who's looking at funny pictures wants to show me every single one. Then I do the same thing when I'm looking at funny pictures.

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"Oh, that was a messed up thought, probably shouldn't think about it again or something worse because---GODDAMN IT."

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When I'm driving through traffic lights that are green, I use my psychic powers to make them change so no one behind me gets through.

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If I'd see a grizzly bear in the forest I'd probably try to run away even though every sane person says that that's exactly the thing you shouldn't do

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Act like your on a cooking tv show when your cooking

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When eating food leave back the food u like the most for last

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Try to pet your cat with your foot.

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Think that the shirts and bras that the girl you like should have never ben invented for that one specific person

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Pretend to listen to iPod, but actually eavesdrop on the people around me.

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I give my own posts a thumbs up whenever I have the option and I know that it's anonymous.

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If no one else is home and you have to go to the bathroom, but you're invested in what you're doing on your laptop, you take it with you.

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Closed the door to the refrigerator super slow, just to watch the light turn off.

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incognito mode on google chrome

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when something is lost you check the spot they or it should be at least 5 to 10 times

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When eating skittles and share it with my friends, i gave them the flavors that i dont really like.

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On an one night if I come too fast .je persuade the girl that I have to forget my cellular in my automobile and I get out

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Happy April 28th everyone! Today is the first day of the rest of your lives, a time for new beginnings to run wild, a time to put a final ending to the past mistakes and troubling thoughts that may have been clouding your mind for far too long until now... The time is here, The time is now, Today is the day, Right here, right now, Right this moment, This is the right time... This, IS THE TIME TO DECIDE... To take time to make time, and let time pass by while you try to decide on how you wanna live your life? Falling into the same patterns as time before, and as will be, time after time? OR, simply, you can choose to LIVE... letting yourself have the time of YOUR LIFE!!! =) The choice is yours, what will you decide??? <3

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wonder if there are secret cameras watching my every move...

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When I get photographed with a flash and afterwards there is that little greenish dot in my vision, I keep trying to look at it directly, although I know that it's impossible

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Whenever I read creepy pastas and there is a picture after the story I get afraid to look at it than when I do I freak out thinking it's going to eat me. Than when I look at it I shout FUUUUUUU.. Than look at it some more and I burst out laughing seeing its a fucking dumb picture.

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I have an irrational fear of sloths

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i always wipe the ketchup off my face with the bread of my sandwich

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Whenever i am watching TV my parents always walk by at the worst part like a sex scene or a dirty joke.

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wear warm clothes on hot days -jesse

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.