I scold or point at my electronics and tell them "No, bad!" whenever I push the wrong button or shut them off on accident.

thumb_up thumb_down +55

Squeezing my cat's face back so it looks Chinese.

thumb_up thumb_down -28

When I'm walking on a sidewalk, I try to step on each tile an even amount of times.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

When I walk the streets after getting a new haircut, I think everybody's staring at me and thinking "oh my god she got a new haircut" eventhough they didn't know me before.

thumb_up thumb_down -146

Having a dream and forgetting it seconds later.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

when someone goes underwater in a movie I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived in that situation, I almost died during Finding Nemo

thumb_up thumb_down +7

Agree with someones ridiculous political opinion just to avoid an argument.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Stick ur thumb between ur first and middle finger without realizing it

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Check your analog watch, wait for it to strike a minute, then look away and try to count 60 seconds out in your head before you look again. However many seconds you were away is your new record.

thumb_up thumb_down +28

I masturbate evenly with both hands so that my penis doesn't become crooked.

thumb_up thumb_down -128

Sometimes I wonder if the blue/green/red etc. I see is the same blue/green/red etc. you see

thumb_up thumb_down -17

Doing something really embarrassing in public and thinking "Doesn't matter, I'll never see these people again.".

thumb_up thumb_down +95

Flush the toilet before peeing to see if I can accomplish peeing before the water flushes away. :)

thumb_up thumb_down -47

you know how everyone talks about making life decisions in the shower and thinking about life?.....yeah thats me on the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down -131

I pretend that my actions are perceived by a past self and they're always astounded by the change I've gone through.

thumb_up thumb_down +118

R A P E Children

thumb_up thumb_down -104

Too lazy to exercise. Think to self "I'm gonna work out tomorrow." - instantly feel better about self. Still didn't exercise.

thumb_up thumb_down +91

play with a knife and pretend to be a master blade wielder

thumb_up thumb_down -19

Receiving or finding something cool in your dream, then waking up thinking you have it and realize you don't.

thumb_up thumb_down +149

I post morals under every one of my new comments. Moral: Duh, I am moral man ffs! What do you expect! Its awesome! If things go at this phase I will be a celebrity in... hmm... in never!

thumb_up thumb_down -81

When I see a typo ANYWHERE, I feel compelled to correct it, even if there is no possible way for me to correct it

thumb_up thumb_down +85

When I'm walking I pretend that I'm staying in the same place and moving the world beneath me.

thumb_up thumb_down +37

While waiting on someone I check my phone and if there is no new message I just read old ones, just to be occupied and don't look stupid or lost

thumb_up thumb_down -83

I plant my feet firmly when the subway approaches in case a random stranger tries to kill me by pushing me in front of the train.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.