I get into a massive fight with my parents, and then do the thing i was told not to just so i can tick them off.

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When I'm walking at night, I put up my hood and grin evilly at passing cars so it'll scare the drivers if they see

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When I sneeze I hold my balls ( only when Im alone)

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Breathe.

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When I'm home alone I open random doors to make sure nobodys there

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I wonder if we're actually just dolls and are being controlled by some little girl in her little doll house ....

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draw little triangles while coulouring in to make it seem that theres not so much work -jesse

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Think a really Fu**ed up thought in your head, and then get mad at your brain for even coming up with it, and finally trying to think really nice thoughts to make up for it.

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rub the underside of your ear lobe to smell the odd smell.

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Pull the curtain right to the end so there are no gaps just in case some weirdo at night decides to look in my window.

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How many times is it okay to say "what" before just nodding and smiling?

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When I have a really good dream, and I wake up and realize it was a dream, I try to fall back asleep and re-visit the dream.

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My most intimate moments are constantly interrupted by the same thought..."oh, God...what if there is a secret security cam in here...CUT TO: oh God...can my dead grandparents see me now????"

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I eat food when i'm bored..

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hurting your foot and running around trying not to think of the pain!

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When standing on the beach, I try to command the waves to stop.

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Sometimes I beat box when I am alone.

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Always fantasize about grabbing a cop's gun from his holster. Just because I am pretty sure I could.

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I daydream about what would happen if my phone rang in public and I had a ringtone of a cool song and what people think about the song and if they think I'm cool for it, or if they see some sort of symbolic meaning in the song. I do this while pacing around my room listening to the song. I think about what people I know would think about certain lyrics in the song. I do this all the time.

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Realising that there are ASSHOLES posting dumb shit on this site.

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sometimes i sing and when i do , i make drum sounds with my teeth and you know, all that stuff

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Look an ugly person up and down and try to think of ways that they can improve how they look. ( clothing, hair, and makeup)

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when i realise for example that my shoes are stinking i get really paranoid and try to cover them under the table or something because i feel that everyone is thinking about it or is covering their nose or stuff

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When you get out of the shower and you're too lazy to get dressed, so you just hang around in a towel.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.