Date your English paper so it looks like you did it earlier (rather than saving it for the last minute).

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invent arguments in my head with people to hone my debate skills for future arguments.

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If you see someone singing in a car, then search on the radio stations to find the matching song to the the miming you see.

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i eat choclate buns on easter for breakfast lunch and dinner.

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after ive done something, or experienced something. when i think back on the days events, i think to myself. "i think ive done that before somewere". i must have a boring existance. its always de ja vu with me.

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Throw mini celabration of clock says 11:11, 9:11 or anything ending in :00

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Get sharp pains in your chest whenever you're watching or reading a sex scene.

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mindlessly touch my laptop or desktop PC's screen after having just used a tablet.

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When I am bored, usually in class, I simulate what I would do if the zombie apocalypse was occurring right now.

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Put on different accents, ad talk to my self in the mirror.

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after doing the dishes i get my hands wet after putting my jumper on cause i failed 2 dry my hands propley my arms a f***** cold dammit!!

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I piss excellence, shit suppority and whip myself with greatness.

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if i put my shirt on backwards, instead of taking my shirt off and putting it on right, i pull my arms in and just spin my shirt.

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wipe the bottle lid before i drink because i dont whant to taste what the other person had in there mouth...

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every bite i have of a sandwich, i need to have a sip of a flavored drink to "soften the bread and make it taste good".

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if im alone and singing to music, i watch myself in the mirror

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I wonder to myself if other people see exactly the same things as me.

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When the car runs over bumps in the road on the freeway, they sound like horses hooves, so I pretend my car's being pulled by invisible horses.

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Whenever I leave a phone message, I feel like I'm leaving the last message I will every leave to my family in my life because I will somehow die soon. I've watched too much drama.

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Sometimes I reflexively say "ouch" when I drop an inanimate object and I'm not even hurt.

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Suck up stuff with the vacuum you know you shouldn't because your too lazy to pick it up.

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tries to beat the search from loading the results before Im done typing my search when using youtube for xbox 360

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Hate to type Morals under each one of my posts Moral: A small chick in the hand is better than a huge C**K up your ass. I am pretty sure not even women nor homosexuals want birds up there...Then again, I havent searched for anything like that at the intern... they are eating her! And now they are gonna eat me! OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! (fly stuck on head)

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.