I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

thumb_up thumb_down -39

Saving some leftovers of your favorite food .... the next week its still there (:

thumb_up thumb_down -57

Read what other people do that you don't, and think how weird that person must be.

thumb_up thumb_down -93

Set multiple alarms to wake me up in the morning so I dont just turn it off and fall back asleep

thumb_up thumb_down -20

The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

thumb_up thumb_down -20

Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

When I see someone with similar hair to mine, I stare at them from behind and try to figure out if that's what I look like from the back.

thumb_up thumb_down -48

Hold my pen or pencil with two fingers cued against my palm and two fingers sliding up the pen with my thumb in between them.

thumb_up thumb_down -62

dont wash hands for the recommended 30 seconds

thumb_up thumb_down -84

When going to the bathroom, lock it and when trying to unlock and don't succeed immediately... ITS A TRAP! I'M LOCKED IN MY OWN BATHROOM!!

thumb_up thumb_down -114

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

thumb_up thumb_down +45

When I'm sleeping, I turn and my bed shakes, and I wake up thinking it's an earthquake.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

thumb_up thumb_down -11

put an excessive amount of lead in your pencil

thumb_up thumb_down -11

There's this reassuring voice in my head. She's almost like a mother, telling me that it'll be alright and that I have things to do.

thumb_up thumb_down -19

I use my mobile as a torch and keep hitting random buttons to keep it alight.

thumb_up thumb_down -27

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

thumb_up thumb_down -39

sneeze without closing my eyes

thumb_up thumb_down -39

thinking that the 'writing comments procedure' on this website is extremely irritating.

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

thumb_up thumb_down -45

Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

thumb_up thumb_down -51

Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

thumb_up thumb_down -59

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.