Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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in silences, freak, thinking someone can read your mind and tell them off in your head

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Create scenarios when you are standing around/ waiting for someone in public (ie. pretending you are sending a text to someone), in fear of what people may think if they see you standing around doing nothing.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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text somebody something and if they don't reply quickly, resend that same text.

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I never read the terms and conditions but I say I have

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Trying to recreate all facial expressions of people on television, even animated ones!

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I constantly get itches. On awkward parts of my body. In public places. And it's torture.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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When I was younger I started doing a weird habit of playing music and spinning around in circles in my room... .. I still do it to this day.

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When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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make those little rectangles with your mouse on the computer get so close that they are together and you cant see them and try to move to the left or right, keeping the lines together so you cant see them.

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I brace myself and close my eyes when I send an email to my teachers or parents.

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When realizing i'm being a little bitchy, I laugh and smile right after my sentence to make myself seem a little nicer.

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When I tell human garbage that I am the Fallen Angel, they laugh at me, then I make them spontaneously combust. Moral: What moral whore?

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When I'm alone with my pet, sometimes we just sit down and stare at each each other for a minute or two

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I like to swallow great ammounts of water just to make the loud "clunk" sound in my throat.

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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Search through the most popular section of this website trying to find my one

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.