When I need to poop in a public toilet, I poop to the side so there's no plop.

when you mouth words (but saying them out loud) when someone can't hear you

open the fridge A eat food B think

I can't help but wonder why people write things on web sites and don't bother checking their spelling. Now they look like an idiot no matter how funny or interesting it might have been.

Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

Poop naked.

When light goes off and cant see digital clock numbers when you are trying to sleep/wake up, i scream and get terrified because i think i got blind

Wish I could hang out with some people from this site sometimes.

If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

Put ear buds in nose, open mouth, instant speaker. If you don't do it try it.

I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

When doing your hair or makeup you pretend your doing a tutourial when nones around

On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

place all your achievements in your room to impress your friends

I kick my shoes off, sending them flying to various parts of the room. I then pick them up and place them neatly beside each other

Wherever I drink something, I count how many times I swallow it, and I feel weird if it's not a multiple of 5. I will get more of the drink and drink it, even if I'm not thirsty, just to make my life seem a little more complete...PLEASE tell me I'm not the only one?

think that the whole world is a dollhouse and we are being controlled by giant people above who live in a whole differnt world

Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.