When im in a public toilet, i try not to make any sounds when taking a crap, not even a fart, so that when i come out no one will think i was taking a crap.

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get really confused

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coughing when your having a poo so people know that your on the loo

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Try to see nipples through body paint.

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When a teacher at school leaves a line of pen on the big whiteboard, my attention can NOT be drawn from it.

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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when home alone, I sing a song like im performing it in front of a crowd of a thousand people and any object nearby usually becomes my microphone

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Judge a stranger in your mind (God, they're ugly/fat etc.) then wonder if they heard you thinking it.

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sometime i poop in my hand, then put it in the toilet so it makes less noise and the water doesn't splash up my butt.

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fall asleep in the shower.

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If i've been thinking about a particular person a lot, afterwards if people are telling a story or describing a scenario, I always picture the person I was thinking of before as the person as the main character in their story/scenario.

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I don't like Winter. Because I'm scared that when we use the heater, our house will catch on fire.

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Read and laugh at about any top comment here... because it happens to me too.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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You know how there is that sound that gives you the shiver? Whenever you here it you shiver and tell that sound maker to shut up, but then can't stop thinking about that sound and find people looking at you and saying "Is it really that cold?" And then you stop thinking about the sound. P.S. I would like to say I have never relized how weird I am! This site has revealed my inner weirdness! -Astrid

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I refuse to forward chain letters

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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sneeze without closing my eyes

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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Every new years eve I like to watch the date on my computer change all three the day, the month, and the year

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imagine shooting lasers out from the car and bouncing them of walls and back to the car

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.