I wake up suddenly in the middle of the night with a feeling that I'm falling

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When your talking to a hot girl and then picture her naked with you in bed but then stop thinking about that because you think she can read your mind

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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Awkward moment... Pretend to send a text.

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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Eat a biscuit realise how nice it is and eat the whole packet

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Get a mini heart attack when your rocking on your chair and you nearly fall off

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

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A lot of times I'll make up reasons for why different things happen even though I really have absolutely no idea.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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Forgetting the same word over and over again and having a spaz attack when you can't remember it for more than a couple of seconds.

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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Thinking you smell really bad and then putting to much deodorant/perfume/ect and you still think you smell bad. Is this just me?

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when my mum buys way too much of something I imagine were one of those 'doomsday preppers' families, with mounds of supplies in our basement.

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I brush my teeth while im in the shower

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Feel all cool and look suspiciously at everybody else while leaving the theater after a good dramatic movie.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.