Purposely scuff a shoe on pavement after the other scuffs by accident. Feel you scuffed this foot a little too much and so re-scuff the first to balance things out.

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when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

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Remember some homework I have to do... On the day that it's due.

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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"Turn the tv volume with my feet" "Take a wood stick and think it's a sword"

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Am i the only one who noticed that the title of this page has a grammatical error?

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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Rinse off salted nuts before eating them

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Call the ninja turtles by their full names.

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Thinking of a song to get an annoying one out of your head, then realizing that one's even worse.

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get really confused

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When walking into a smelly bathroom, hold your breath so you don't have to breathe in the poo air.

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You come across a movie on network television, you own it, you can see the DVD on the shelf, it would take you less then 30 seconds to put the DVD on, instead you watch it on that station, commercials and all.

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Sometimes I make awkward eye contact with strangers. And I quickly look away. And then I look back. And then look away again. And I keep being compelled to stare awkwardly at the random stranger for no reason.

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I wonder what would happen if time froze and only I could move. I think about all the things I could do.

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Thinking you can do parkour even when you cant and the have a friend over and try to show off

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Spending the night at someone's house and waking up and thinking your at your house then realizing your not

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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While waiting for my food ot cook, I'll wash the dirty dishes that I used so that I don't need to wash lots of dishes after I eat.

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Whenever I'm scared at night in my room I turn on music. Because the music will keep away people trying to get me. Obviously.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.