If I turn in a circle I have to turn the other way to balance it out and feel even!

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always hurt urself and blame the object for hurting u

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Naming every pet you've ever owned Peter Jankins

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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stare at the same gender for a long time and think 2 urself "am i gay?" and when they look at you, you tun ur eyes another way!

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Run up all stairs two at a time, and memorize all the staircases with odd number of steps. On those, I start with one step so I can end on a two.

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strt thinking about something spinning, then cant stop no matter how hard you try.

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I love the feeling of covering my entire body in Barbisol shaving cream,shaving my cock n balls,then masturbating.have you ever done this?

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Shudder when someone bites down on icey poll or an ice cube

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Will use delayed foot-to-ass insults on verbal bullies. You know, the kind that goes off in the persons head days or weeks after they thought they won an argument with me.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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I lie in bed and when I get bored I try to convince myself that I'm lying at the other end

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I worry because I keep wondering why I worry.

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when i'm at the computer i say out of loud what i'm typing

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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When I'm in the shower I act like I'm filming a music video.

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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When I'm bored in school I always imagine the teacher asks me something and my response is starting to sing a song. Somewhen some of my friends sing along with me. Then the whole class sings this song. We run out of classroom into the hallways and every other pupil comes out their classroom to see what's happening. Then They all sing along with me. We run out of school and sing and dance like in a musical. Then I actually remind myself, its impossible that every student knows the lyrics of the song I'm just thinking of and get depressed again.

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In case you have the ears pierced, take out the piece, and smell it, even if it smells so bad, you like the how it smells... lol

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.