Wake up, unnaturally hungry, make meal fit for a king.

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When climbing onto an escalator, I cannot just step on it and go, I have to mentally prepare myself and time my steps to get on, especially if it's going down, cause I'm terrified I will fall off... I usually end up irritating the people behind me trying to get on, as it takes me almost 10 to 15 seconds to find the right step.. And also, I cannot touch the escalator's sides.

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When I am doing something that involves using one hand I feel weird because I don't know what to do with my other hand

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Writing/ Typing "wemon" to represent more than 1 women, but then realizing that it's not actually a word...

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start planning Halloween costumes on November first.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I have memorized most commercials and recite them when they come on the tv.

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Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

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Fap and when you're done you feel ashamed and feel like you're wasting your life lol

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Watch the same movies over and over

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Not buying a product you might have otherwise been interested in simply because you think their TV ad is stupid.

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i have conversations in my head about showing someone some music and end up playing specific parts of various songs on my ipod and memorise the timings just in case it does happen

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Do sex sensations feel exactly the same for the opposite sex.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Use the 0.3141592653589793238462643383279502884 second rule

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While in the "try on" rooms of a clothing store, check myself out in the massive, wall mirror that's in there... and/or get nervous that someone is watching me.

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If I have a cold or runny nose, when I'm alone I stuff tissues in my nostrils so I don't have to keep blowing my nose sooooo much.

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Flexing your abs when you put on deodorant so you dont look fat

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Never tell her who I was talking to on the phone and watch her nosy butt get upset

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whenever I lucid dream, I find that I don't do much

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Listen to the same songs for years on end without ever knowing the lyrics because they've been the soundtracks for your daydreams.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.