I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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See someone walking or in their car driving then imaging what they're doing next or imagine the rest of their life.

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Your mom. Just kidding everyone does her.

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sometimes i wonder how it would be to think in another language and i try but cant

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I sometimes feel someone is watching me and speak towards it in a calming tone, only to again speak to myself telling myself im just being silly... only to turn my head and look behind me just in case.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Start to do homework online, end up on facebook :/

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I have a feeling that life is a Video Game for another Universe. When the player looks at their computer screen, they see what I see. They control everything I do. Like The Sims games. Everyone else is either other players in a multiplayer server, or they are are all fake, computer players.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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In the summer when it's hot, I bring a fan into the bathroom when I take a crap.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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Smell a fart and don't react until someone else does.

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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Think about the same confusing random dilemas that dont involve me every week and alwaus come to the same conclusion

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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I have to keep reading website pages until I reached 5, 10, 15 etc. When I get close to my age though, I can finish there.

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Still record on VHS tapes.

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I replace every word of a song with the name of my pet

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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I play video games with the controller under the covers.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Stare off into space in the middle of a conversation

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.