When in class, hoping that I do not get boner right before bell rings/called up.

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Call out the mistakes I see drivers make in front of me.

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I try to eat my favorite foods slowly so I can enjoy the taste, but end up eating it really fast anyways

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If two cars towing boats were to crash into each other, Would that make it a boating accident?

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Randomly think odd scenarios in your head and say if that happened this is what i would do and then forget about it the next day

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Make the water from your shower shoot from your finger and pretend to be a water-bender.

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pretend you died to see what your dog would do.

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when i talk to someone, and the one where i am talking with is saying a sentence very fast, am going to repeat the whole sentence in my head and then it sounds really weird.

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When reading something you have different voices for the characters/people.

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Before I sing in the car, I always have to make sure I haven’t accidently butt-dialed anyone. –Ikka

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Thinking about different guys and how they would be in bed, then thinking im a slut for thinking it...

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I don't leave the toilet in a public restroom until the other person leaves, so I don't have to make awkward eye contact.

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When in a public bathroom and others are in there, pretend to fix your clothes/hair until everyone has left before you use it.

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I used to drive home from my girlfriend's house late at night and stop on a stretch of road to take a leak. I'd walk backwards while peeing, creating a crooked line of pee in the road. I'd add to it night after night, then I'd drive by in the day to see my long pee stain in the road only I knew about. Anyone who passed by could see it, but only I knew what it was. It would last until the next rain and I'd have to start over.

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Take everything out of the fridge, and climb in it, and pretend your in a time capsule.

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sometimes when i fart i feel like i pooped a little in my underwear but tell myself ''no i didn't'' but feel poopy until i check.

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When I am about to thumb up a comment here that has not happened to me, I first stop myself thinking "but that has not happened to me" then I remember I thumb up comments just because I like them and proceed to do so most of the times

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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Trace the letters on the front of your textbooks with your finger.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.