Sometimes I put on my running shoes to make myself feel like I worked out but I really didn't.

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At the store then mom leaves to get something then u start panicking as the cashier begins paying and you thing she will charge yo already

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"????????? ???? ?????! ??? ?? ???????? UH1 HUEY!!! ??? ?? ???????? ??????? ??????????? ?????, ????????? ?? ??????? ? ??????????????? ???????!!! ?????? ????, ???????????????? ?? ???????, ?? ?????? ??????? ?? ????! ???? ???????????? ???????, ????? ??????? ???? ??? ?????????, ? ??????????? ?????, ??? ????????? ??????? ??????????? ?????!!! ? ??? ?? ????? ???? ??????? ??????????? ??????????. ???????? ????????,???? ????, ??? ??????? ?????? ??? ????? ??? ????? ???? ? ??????. "

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In public,try to make eye contact with most people.

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When I'm in a public place with a lot of people, I sometimes imagine myself being an epic hero saving everyone there from a monster or some sort of bad guy.

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Act as if you don't notice her, but you really are dying to take another look at her.

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Feel like you're the only one pressured into giving gum away by your friends.

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Try tosing in the same tone and impersonate a girl voice while listening to music in my room, but then quickly start humming in a low voice when someones walking by -Ethan

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When playing Sims, i spend more time building my house, than playing the game itself.

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Imagine the perfect video game and wonder why nobody made it yet.

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When I'm in the shower I condition my pubes so they get nice and soft.

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Avoid as many television commercials as I can

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I sit on the toilet and pretend to tell someone about how awesome my life is when it isn't.

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I often force my mind to think that i'm slowing down time at will just to feel awesome (like when walking down the street i try to make the all cars slow down).

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Whenever I'm holding two round objects, I try to juggle them.

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When you buy a car you then see that make/model everywhere.

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Whenever I'm in the shower, I never close my eyes because I think someones gonna kill me

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Click my teeth from side to side at the beat of songs

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ur parents never pay attention to u but when they do they r yelling at u

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stare at someones face until they distort and then wonder why they are asking me why I'm smiling.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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I think of who will I save if a killer come to school

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.