When you are almost crying while laughing in a silent area, you have to think terrible thoughts just to get rid of the laughing.

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While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

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after you've been in a fight i usually think up some epic move i could've done instead.

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When boarding the escalator, I select a specific step before getting on causing a slight queue.

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Pretend to cough in class so other people could pretend to cough

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I always walk down the hall James Bond style. Gun out, along the wall, looking around corners before I walk into or by a room.

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do math problems in my head while having sex to keep from coming

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turn the colour down on your tv and pretend what you are watching is an old movie

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I look really handsome in my mirror, only to find myself looking weird in other mirrors, and like a total retard at photographies.

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think about what im gonna say abillon times in my head before i say it -jesse

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if your behind glass or a window and you see a group outside, imagine their conversation.

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Refreshing captcha codes for five minutes straight until you find reasonably legible letters.

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go though and like the posts with only one like so the person who wrote it doesn't feel alone.

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I am such a coward. When I'm going to have an argument or complain to someone, I think of the beat ever retort, but when it comes down to it I say "why are you so mean" or " why don't you just leave me alone for once" or something like that. ( Yes I get picked on, cos I'm the smartest in our class)

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Write my own music without literally writing it on something even though I'm only grade 3

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Blow on your ice cream for no apparent reason before you eat it.

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When I see someone who is clearly wealthy, I think to myself "I could do it better than you..."

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I sometimes want to eat spaghetti with my hands, but for whatever reason have never done it...

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When I'm walking along and just trip over my own foot I look back and pretend to look at whatever it was I tripped over.

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Reading these, realizing that you don't do some of the things on the top of the list, and wondering if you're weird.

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When I'm running a bath I sometimes sit and look at myself in the mirror and act out conversations with people I've never talked to or celebrities, and when I say something that sounds good I'll repeat it over and over again until I nail huge emotions on my face.

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I tell inanimate objects what to do.

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I sometimes wonder if im a baby and my whole life is just a big dream

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.