when you kill a bug you act like a god and yell something before you kill it

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Ladies ; wear the thin underwear with the really skinny jeans & pants , & save the thick underwear for the baggy jeans & sweatpants ..

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I love to garden and I love flowers. I refuse to have a window box because I don't want those creepy Sesame Street twiddlebugs to live that close to my house.

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open the fridge A eat food B think

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In a meeting at work, you imagine throwing coffee into your boss's face, just to see what he would do.

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Feeling guilty for something you haven't done.

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when you're in the car, look outside and count every single lamp-post until the car stops

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I fill my bathtub up with marinara and then sit curled up in it and pretend that I am a meatball.

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The girl I like has just managed to transfer her consciousness into my mind, now being to hear my every thought and see everything I do. Just. Act. Cool.

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Wonder what would happen if you started screaming and defecating in public.

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Watching a movie with bugs in it and instantly feeling that shivery 'holy sh*t there are bugs on me' feeling.

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When I'm in the shower, I talk to myself, usually about my plans for video game procedures.

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Ever played the sims, then wondered if you were just apart of a game and that maybe someone is controlling YOUR every move? Yeah. Me too.

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Enjoy picking off scabs, thick skin around your nails, your nails, or the thick peeling skin left from a blister. Admit it, you love it.

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Burp, and then automatically say burp afterwards.

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Pretend to be texting to look popular in public

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Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

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When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

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wonder if famous singers are actually the one that sings the song, or if someone else records it in the studio and then they lip sync at concerts.

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Stepping on a LEGO block and instantly screaming and leap onto the bed.

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im going to kill that person and get away with it

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Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

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Naming you're offspring Peter Jankins

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.