When on a sidewalk I always try to make my last step on the block with my left foot.

When I am surfing the web and i go to another website i see an ad that was about something i just viewed from previous website I wonder if a little man is inside my pc keeping catalog of every website that i visit.

When I use deodorant, I flap my arms like a chicken a couple of times to get some air moving under there...

Drink a huge amount of water only for the pleasure of having your stomach filled with it.

disgusted by people that are obsessed with poo and pee

Constantly look at all clocks when the minute hand/digit reads '11'

Stepping on people's feet when I approach to kiss/hug/say hi to them.

Feeling like no one really "knows" me, but only what they already see/know. Most things about me my family don't know about.

Think about the things you could do with you had the power to stop the time.

think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

I T-bag my teammates in MW3 when they die.

Here's a fun game I play if I wake up in the middle of the night: I look over at the alarm clock and see what numbers are displayed. Then I shut my eyes tightly and wait a few seconds before opening them again. If I open my eyes and see that the numbers on the alarm clock have changed, I win. If I open my eyes and they didn't, I lose.

When I'm reading a book and I come to a word that is long or difficult to pronounce every time I come to that word again I pronounce it 'manamanam'.

I can't trill my R's

Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

When you're the youngest child, you never quit feeling like a little kids, even in your 20s.

Buy tons of movies and only watch them once. Rarely buy books and reread them a million times.

Listen to song and think of a great montage that would go with it.

When i see people even strangers , in my mind i wonder if there virgins or not .

When in bed, I fold a small section of the covers in my hand to make a point and poke my fingers with it.

While making yourself something to eat that takes more than 5 minuets to make. Pretending that you have your own show on a cooking station and talk like your talking to the audience the whole time.

i want to FAWK the SHYT out of that girl

When I fap at friends house, I use mobile data instead of his wifi incase history can be seen

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.