Sometimes I think ''Someone somewhere in the world just got slapped'' or ''Someone just took a nasty shit''.

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Why are the rich so friggin unhappy?

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Saying something stupid and then claiming it was an inside joke so you don't look stupid.

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

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I'm a guy and I like to wear swimwear as underwear

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Sometimes I think about what I would do if I accidentally killed someone. I don't want to kill anyone, but if I did it accidentally. Would I call an ambulance, hide the body, confess to police, destroy evidence, etc?

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Watched the woman in black then go to bed then suddenly a woman in black comes in my room oh wait it is just my mum saying good night

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resting your head from your face to your hand and then you realize you face now looks disfigured.

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Search up google on bing or yahoo because i feel that google is so much better

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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At restaurants, eat my food in sections. Usually leafy greens, french fries, then steak/ whatever meat.

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Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Keep trying to defend your point even after you've realized you're wrong in an argument

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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You look over the edge of a tall building/structure, and have that sudden urge to jump off.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.