I always feel like i have to eat something while watching a movie that I've seen so many times.

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wake up in the middle of the night and write your dream if you like it. Or just write all night and dont sleep all night for days at a time.

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When I'm alone I occasionally like to give a little hump to the air. Not for sexual reasons or anything, just because it feels right.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Randomly agree for the Terms of Service for just about everything on the internet. Then becoming very frightened at the thought that you have violated them in some way.

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Try to stop thinking but then just start thinking I'm thinking

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I combine every item on my plate in all the possible ways, then i eat the worst part of the meal and save the best part til last.

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See my "double reflection" in 2 mirrors and then get freaked out for a good ten minutes that my usual image of myself is actually the flipped version...

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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pluck dried pieces of poop in your butt hair

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Looking outside the window and imagining a huge explosion destroy everything and then u surviving and trying to find a way to survive

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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Going to sleep during class thinking that you've written down all your notes, until you wake up and realize you did nothing.

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Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

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Sit on the back of the commode when at work to give yourself an impromptu break.

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Trying not to fart when laughing is challenging.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Getting really ticked off when Wikipedia tells you the ending of a book in the introduction. And the thing is that you don't even see it coming! Ex. My Sister's Keeper is about a family struggling with its own internal problems, especially with the oldest daughter having leukemia and the youngest is the only one who may or may not save her. *name* dies in the end. WTF?

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I think source beggars are lazy pest that should be groin kicked

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You feel like someone can read your mind so you try not to think about stupid stuff.

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I kill Solid Snake and masturbate when the Game over screen keeps screaming for my own "snake" "Snake answer me! Snake SNAAAKE!" Me: Answer coming right up and out any moment now! fapfapfap

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.