Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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sitting in your room at night and making imagineary monters or random figures out of things in your room.

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Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

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When at a red you watch the light real close and as soon as it turns green you try to beat the other cars to the other side of intersection

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when you wave at a car thinking its someone you know and it ends up being some old lady.

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Every time I walk up the stairs in my own house, I feel compelled to do it on all fours.

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Look to the right, and see nothing. Look to the left, and see nothing. Look to the right again, and see the chick from the ring (or some scary shit) standing there.

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look at bins as i walk past them

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Go up/down the stairs in 10 steps exactly. Talk to an imaginary girlfriend when I'm guilty of something, and she helps me out and holds me till I fall asleep.

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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as soon as i put some mint gum in my mouth, i sneeze countless times.

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daydream/pretend i'm in a story. pretend to be a new person in a movie where all the cool main characters are my friends, add to the movie with my own story and add twists and make it my own.

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Think about my life as a book when I'm in public, for example "I then walked over to my friend to say hello to him."

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I brush my teeth with the tap on because it sounds weird brushing in silence.

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Think about all of the germs that are on restroom doors and water taps.

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Sick the top of you fingers in your pants when you are doing something that requires one hand, like watching t.v

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When does eating pop corn, take apart the bag and lick all the extra butter.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Create the perfect song/poem/philosophical theory/scientific discovery right before you fall asleep and forget it in the morning.

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Wash my hands after i use the toilet.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.