When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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While watching a movie, I hold my breath whenever there is a scene with the main character underwater just to see how long i would last in that situation.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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Every time I see a pretty girl,the first thing I think is how I'd love to pin her down and tickle her.

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stop the microwave when I hear the food popping

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Click an invisible pen I think is in my hand but is not constantly everyday.

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Talk out loud so my brother can hear me because no one ever wrote that they can read your minds. And i want him to know ineed him in my life still so I randomly say things out loud to him on accident. People always look at me with hidden shock wide eyed.

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Bored. Open refrigerator. Nothing to eat. Open it again five minutes later.

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See how fast and accurate i can use the fast forward on my dvr and applaud myself when i go full speed and stop 2 seconds before the show is back on.

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Look at just about ANYTHING you see in the context of a zombie apocalypse. Example: strategizing escape routes and barricade points while you're walking down the hallway in school, or looking at something ordinary, like a baseball bat, and thinking, 'I could bash some zombie brains with that'

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I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I twerk in the mirror to see how much my ass jiggles

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Whenever I'm outside playing a sport or something I pretend I have a tv show and I'm giving the audience a tutorial on how to do whatever I'm doing.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <<

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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you collect best whatsapp status for your whatsapp and facebook at techcloud7.org

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When I get the chance, I always nick a chip from my mum's or dad's dinner.

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chew on the side of my teeth

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Make up a song to yourself.

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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I am Moral Man your friendly r*pist neighboorhood, what only I can do? I can steal, cheat, kill r*pe boys and girls, cats, not mouse heck I am no pervert either see? All this and I can still be... ...A SMOOTH CRIMINAL! AH! YAHOOW!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.