Worry a lot about the efficiency of your path when walking.

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I push the door open with my stomach

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When I am drinking coffee and I am nearly finished I swish the coffee to get the last of the sugar

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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When you're alone in a room and you have to turn on the TV so it's not as silent...

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I don't like to answer the phone because it is never for me.

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I never feel bored

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I imagine that there are lines coming out from things and I don't step on the lines (columns, buildings, walls, corners, etc.)

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Always check the other side of the shower curtain when showering out of fear that someone is on the other side

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I have to put the radio volume in multiples of three and my daughter has to put it in multiples of five so when we are together it either has to be on 15 or 30.

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right before I go to sleep, I think about a certain situation. so I will dream about that

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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On Youtube, while reading comments notice that many people reply angrily to the same person. Wonder what they said that pissed so many people off. Try to find them in earlier posts, but fail. Live the rest of the night in depressive state.

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When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

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When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

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Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

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Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

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Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

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I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

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When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

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I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

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Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

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When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.