Consume skin around finger nails. Cuticle too.

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While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Start thinking about my blinking and feel that I am blinking weird

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I can read people's life's and figure out the truth about them with out them telling me how their life is

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Pee in the shower

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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get really paranoid when you're in a shop's changing room and try and make sure the curtain is fully closed so nobody can see in

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When you are taking a test or anywhere , you remember something funny and you laugh randomly looking like a dumbass then pretend to cough.

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Take nibbles whenever you get to the last piece of your burger to make it last longer.

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Every time i find an insect in my basement i grab it put it in the toilet and pee on it victoriously while its being flushed down. But Im a nice guy, and i worry about this evil hatred i have towards insects.

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Every time I see people's bare feet I'm automatically counting their toes to make sure if they have an extra toe or two.

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fart and talk thinking it will cover the smell

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think that you are wasting way too much time on this website and that you could be exercising right now or be doing a million more productive things than righting about doing more productive things on things you think only you do.

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Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

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I no longer trust any of my local news because they appear to have an agenda

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Sometimes when I'm sitting still I visualize myself being able to move myself using my mind.

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something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

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collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.