collect kleenex boxes for the cool designs

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Skip lines to read faster then get confused by everything for the next 10 pages.

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Spend several minutes to write a comment on a website, only to decide not no submit it after all.

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Roll my eyes with them closed when I am annoyed with someone

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When I go to the shops I like to park my car next to a specific coloured car so I can find it afterwards.

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When your to lazy try to use the force to pick things up

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When you say bye to someone and keep walking in the same direction, and then its really awkward...

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Having a deja vu, swearing you've seen something before.

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Look at the least popular comments just out of interest

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I meow when my cat meows.

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Twice on two different internet super power sites, I posted sdrawkcab epyt ot REWEP eth"... ...Sadly I forgot to type MORAL under them, so they have... several thumbs ups... NERO: In a world of bithes and h0m0f*gs that never understood that my "MORALS" where pure SARCASM!... Oh, I also think I am one of the three hundred guys that gangbang your mother.

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When an ice cube fall on the floor I kick it under the fridge.

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Try to use my "Brain Power" to pick up things when I am too lazy to get up and get them.

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Run the shower before you get in/ move out the way of the water to let it warm up first

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Have arguments with yourself about what to wear, where you put that other shoe, whether to get out of bed, etc. Just get up! No, you do it! You're the one who set the alarm! Ughhhhh I hate you!!

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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I think about other women when having sex

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When in the shower dread putting the shower gel on you chest as it is freezing!!!

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Only taking half a biscuit because it makes you feel bad and then taking another half of a different biscuit.

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play my ipod all night till my eyes hurt

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i wonder why someone decided to spell words unusually for example why couldn't because be spelt becuz the way it sounds?!

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After peeling an apple, I will put the apple in a zip-lock and hold it through the plastic so my hands won't get sticky while I eat it.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.