I'm not bad looking and I don't fall into the beautiful category either but I really feel good about the way I look

I never find things funny unless I'm in a completely silent room, and it is then that I think or see something funny and begin to almost cry of laughter.

I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

Dance in the car just so the person you like will see you and be like "Aw, cute" but then they don't even see you so you stop...

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

I never even met you! Why do you care who I'm talking to?

I feel strange when I look at someone and think ''This person has had sex''

when I have an itch on my hand I scratch it with my stubble

I see some one I have a crush on in the hallway and I walk towards them and brush my arm against them and be like OMG I TOUCHED HER!

Think it's awesome when I look at a clock and it reads the same numbers that my address starts with.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

When on long car rides through the mountains of Cali, look at a fence and pretend its a roller coaster and talk like im on it with a friend. And when the fence ends,name and rate it like it was real -Nirp

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

Sometimes when I look in the mirror I act out a scene like Tyra banks coming up to me and asking me to be on America's next top model.

Only use the left earphone.

really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

something happens with a person that u were close to but then they become an asshole, u get mad, and when u stop talking feel really depressed even though u hate them

Wonder if the life your living is one long dream and your gonna wake up and be some type of alien.

I imagine myself having a superpower that could make people see from my point of view. I would just have to lay a hand on them, and suddenly they would understand who I really am.

i see almost everything as a sign

i see things on this site and am secretly glad im not weird like everyone else

Sometimes I walk around town and watch peoples TVs through their windows. When they see me and confront me, I try to get a conversation about the show going.

Make up a song to yourself.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.