While trying to sleep I obsess over the little red LED on the TV set which I can't even see unless I lift my head from the pillow.

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Feel like puhing the crap out of people who talk loud in public places.

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Being in the car and wondering if your parents can read your mind so you think "If you can here me cough in 3, 2, 1..." Sometimes my dad actually does it and he looks back at me and smiles. .-.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Pretend to listen to music, but just do it so nobody talks to me or i simply just ignore them.

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I say random stuff when I wake up. Just to make sure my voice is still working.

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I pretend to get future messages. Like when I'm about to have a bad subject. I get a message from future me telling present me like 'Oh god. Yeah, brace yourself for science today.'

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Going to the bathroom in public just to scratch my butt

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Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

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I always paranoidly think that someone else might see what I see through my eyes he can't hear what I hear and he can't smell what I smell he can only see and if I close my eyes he falls asleep automatically I try to avoid thinking this but that's impossible

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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Spell Checktells me I spelt something wrong even though I am certain it's right.

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Covering the movement sensors with toilet paper on public toilets incase it's a secret camera.

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When I'm sitting on the toilet, I try to make piss and crap come out at the same time.

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I have tried jumping in an airplane to see if I fall in the same spot

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use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

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sometimes when I'm eating, I eat with the opposite side of my mouth. just to be fair to it.

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If I'm trying to read a clock or bulletin from far away, I instinctively stand and point at it.

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Skip the first 3 minutes of "Free Bird" because it's too slow.

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Run back into your room when your microwaving something

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Imagine punching someone you hate in the face, but when you see them in person you think "Oh s***!!!!" and hide.

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Take baths

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Whenever I accidentally drop a glass or cup it always bounces the first time but breaks the second

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When im out with my dad in the car i swear traffic lights always seem to go to red when were coming

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.