When listening to music via headphones in public, I become paranoid that I am bothering everyone around me as my breathing becomes louder without me realising.

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I hate when people say for example,if something is $3.99 they say its four dollars.

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Pretend animals talk to you!

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When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

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When you're bored or alone, you think of an argument you had with a friend recently, then think of all the things you should've said and get all powered up inside, but then you realise it's too late -_-

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When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

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I rate certain songs on my iPod higher than others because if someone else is checking out my playlists, I don't want them knowing how much I really love that super cheesy song from the early 90's (even though every time it comes on, I hit repeat at least 3 times and sing aloud as loudly as I think I can get away with. I really, really love that song!).

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When receiving instructions from people one on one, whether it's a man or a woman, I wonder what they would do if I kissed them while they are talking.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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When I drive I sing really loud and then when a car come up next to me I pretend I wasn't singing

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when a sex scene comes on the tv i try make up an excuse to go somewhere like i need a drink or a pee.

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Whenever I'm chewing on gum that has lost its flavor, I extract the gum from my mouth using my fingers before putting it back in so the flavor would return.

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I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

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Look at a guy and think that he is a good looking guy, than immidiatly try to think of something else because thats gay.

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Read posts on this website and realize there are a lot of weirdos in the world.

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Pretend i'm a sim.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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When I drive I cut corners even at low speeds so that the people behind me think I am experienced race car driver.

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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When your alone in the house you walk around naked even though there is no point

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Pass wind after i ate lasagna.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.