When i am home alone i think there are hidden cameras in my house and wave at objects that might conceal the camers to scare the people looking through them

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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I know how to Gleek on command. (Don't know what it is just look it up.)

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I know it is pointless but still hope to get THUMBS UP

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Pee in the shower

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Scratching with the wife's/girlfriends hair brush.

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wipe all the water off my body (predrying myself) before i get out of the shower, and dry myself with the towel

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when you are on EXCEL file on your computer, you scroll down so far, that it goes to 1000

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Poking my self under the covers just to not falleth asleepeth (t -_-)zzzzzz

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When i'm in the front passenger seat, I still move my foot like im the one driving...

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When I am making toast I spread the butter or jam with a spoon

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I don't know why but I really wish I can ride a bike or drive a car through a shopping mall.

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The ability to go one hour back in time by concentrating really hard for two hours.

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I brush my teeth in the shower and use the shower for a waterpik.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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On YouTube , I try to find the clearest music

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When I'm riding passenger in a car, things I'm driving past will be a part of my imaginary drum kit. When a car passes in the opposite direction, I'll tap my right foot as the bass drum, a drain hole along the gutter is my left hand snare, and the street signs and lights are the hi-hats in my right hand.

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Drink half the water in a water bottle and then swish it around pretending to drown little people inside it.

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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I say that girl's name I have a crush on right before I go to sleep because I want her to be the last thing I think about, and then wake up realizing that it was super creepy... Only to do it again the next night

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after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

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After reading some good posts here, I skipped to the last pages just to find out really sick people and stupid things.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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When I'm listening to a sad song that relates to my life while I'm walking all alone, I mouth the words and pretend I'm in a music video.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.