I choose not to post a comment on some subjects because I know there will be a hundred others that will be the same.

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

smile when you find out that the things you only do is right.

When I was younger I used to think that Red bull was a drink that really did give you wings like they show in the commercials

Vote for the other guy

When I get bored of sex and p*rn, I download animal "mating" stuff for variation.

When I see a 20th Century Fox movie, I always sing the intro.

I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

Don't make a sound when sitting in the stall and someone walks in; and in turn, don't say anything to the person in the stall even if you know who it is!

Comment on here and wait a few days and see if I got some likes . CMOOON , You do it .

Think that If I leave a big knife out on the counter- or a pair of tights/belt/scarf out in view, I believe that ultimately someone will break in and kill me via the aforementioned items.................and I will only have myself to blame.

Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

that movie-like moment when you want to rush out to dance in the rain

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

When the toilet paper falls to the floor, I quickly roll it again so nobody notices it.

Dilikes the Gangnam Style.

Text random people saying I'm pregnant

When someone starts waving and saying hi then I start waving and saying hi even though I have no idea who it is only to realize they are actually waving at someone behind me.

I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

Back away as much as I can from airplane toilets before flushing them because the noise scares me

Get bored of regular porn and watch some bestiality just for the variation.

Try to stop a stopwatch exactly on 1 second with no extra milliseconds

fart then blame it on the guy next to me realizing theres no one near me and everyone looks at me....awkward

when i pass a grave yard, i am compelled to hold my breath

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.