- Things You Think Only You Do

Doing something private and think "What if my mom/dad/boss etc. saw me now?"

I don't like just killing bugs in my home so what I do is I would catch them in a tissue and flush them down my toilet

Putting salt on dry toast, yum!

When someone close to me sadly passes on and later when I am listening to the radio if I hear a song that sounds suitable to that moment I kind of make that our song if that makes sense to any of you

If I have my computer and I have to do something quietly (because there are other people about) I hear music in heaphones, just so it seems to myself that I'm more discreet, as I can't hear myself.

When I fart in public, I always pretend that nothing ever happened.

When listening to music on computer make sure your singing the words and act cool just incase the singer of that song and some other people you admire are watching you threw your webcam.

Make a day of reading posts from Craiglist's Best-Of.

Constantly looking up at a Facebook tab while on another tab to see if you have any notifications or messages.

When walking around a slightly empty store, I walk around and pretend I'm a spy, trying not to be seen.

I randomly hold my boobs in my room.

I have the idea that i'm the only one who looks at this site.

When alone at home turn on all the lights before it gets darker.

sometimes i poop in my pants and like the smell of my poop. Smells like whatever i just ate.

I have never watched Star Wars.

Hide important things in places at home but forget later where you hid them.

Pee while setting down even if your a dude.

Videotape my mother in the shower.

When you accidentally like get something on your hand so you go to wash it off but feel compelled to wash your other hand too even if it's not dirty

Courtesy flush.

Look at every individual line on my hands and see if they are identicle

I hid money in a jar behind a brick in the house I lived in and forgot about it. I've since moved to another state but I didn't remember I left the cash behind until years later.

I'll imagine that I'm having a conversation with a celebrity, and either giving them advice or telling them why I hate them and calling them out on bullshit.

Imagining yourself in the "Last Supper" scene. (in Jesus's spot matter of fact)

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.