Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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I sleep in my underpants every single night

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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When the vacuum cleaner's going, I try to stay as far away from it and block the noise by shutting doors.

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Hum up and down in pitch because it makes LED displays dance around.

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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pick nose in car and realize people can see you when stopped at a red light

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I'm ridiculously turned on by the scent nail polish.

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when you're texting in class and you realize you are staring at your crotch and smiling.

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I hump my bed at night and pretend it's a hot model

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Get excited when your friends think your favorite song is cool.

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When I used to go on car rides at night I would look up at the moon and I would think it was following us.

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always check thde back seat before starting the car

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When something says "I have read and agree to the terms of service" I quickly skim through it nd act like I read it.

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Sometimes I would just be thinking to myself and then think of something funny and laugh but I don't share it with anyone else makes me look insane.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on iend get really exccited on the last straight especielly when a rocky soundtrack song comes on

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Pretending not to hear someone talk to you hoping they wont care enough to repeat themselves so you wont have to talk to them

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put your hands in your bra or pants to keep them warm when you're not in public.

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Am I not the one who created an imaginary BAE?

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I chew around the center of carrots.

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say "ow" when your character in a video game gets hurt

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Read something strange and funny that you don't actually do, then say: "whaat?" And lough and everyone around you just look at you not knowing why you're talking to yourself an laughing.

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when i use omegle u usually say im a girl, when a guy says how long is his thing, i say 'mine too' :D

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Have troubles sleeping when it's hot.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.