when i have a head or toothache...i hit it harder thinking it will stop or get better

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Go to the same website two days in a row and then never again after that

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when you are you a self flushing urinal/toilet you think it is a tiny camera and think someone is watching you so you rush to finish using the bathroom

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THINK OF SOMETHING WEIRD YOU DO TO PUT ON THIS WEBSITE ONLY TO END UP FORGETTING IT BEFORE YOU GET ON THE COMPUTER

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While going to sleep, you turn the pillow downside-up several times to find a cooler surface.

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when i watch a movie, and a character in it gos underwater, i hold my breath with that person until that person gets above water, then i let go, either that, after the character comes up from the water, i still hold my breath until i cant take it anymore.

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Sometimes hold a piece of chocolate between your fingers until it melts then lick the yummy gooeyness off your fingers

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You feel compelled to stab someone in the face... But you don't since you know its wrong. Instead you play violent video games to get it off your mind.

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I always find myself criticizing some commercials on television like the first time I see them I think nothing of it but the third or fourth time I think hey wait a second...

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If I'm alone, I'll imagine myself as somebody else an start acting as if I'm in a different life, complete with different people and places because in my imagination, I get to control what is going to happen next. Because, my imagination is way better than my reality.

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being super bored at shool

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Forget a seemingly simple word. Shout it out at random 3 days later...(don't tell me you don't do this)

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Brake for tail-gaters

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Think of someone you love while trying to fall asleep.

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When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

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Whenever I get in the shower, no matter what, I always have to pee.

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I love the tingly feeling you get when youve shifted after realizing you arm, leg, hand, etc. has gone numb. am i the only one?

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I tilt my head back and eat grapes pretending like im a greek god

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When serving grilled steak, I always make sure I get the best one.

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When im going from one room to the next, i try and get into the other room before the door to the last room closes. If i do, I've won.

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Dad, what's that dark place over there? That's Chorley son, you must never go there.

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Play poly-rhythmic drum beats along with my turn signal on my car.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.