When the good guy in a movie is in a bad situation, I imagine myself doing something different that seems more legit.

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worry about other people hearing you pee when your in the bathroom.

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When in a room by myself and I hear someone coming to walk into the room I'm in, I feel an overwhelming urge to hide behind the door so they don't see me first.

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Delete the whole password when I mess up only the one letter.

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Check the shower before you pee to make sure nothing is waiting there to literally get you with your pants down.

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Embarassingly repeatedly use of the word "bro" when irritated or excited.

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Lay in bed , and think what i could of said while i was talking to my crush or what could of happen.

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Questioning why they make the Captcha's(spamblocker) SO hard to read

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Think about what to say to the person you like and never actually say it .

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I often try to visualise and merge my faces with various girls i could potentially fall for, just to assess how our future children would look like.

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Link gross things with porn i.e: Think of really gross things (or friends or family) when fapping to really hot stuff ( the porn becomes ruined)

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Showering with my uncle Jarrett <3

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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Say ow when I bang something I'm caring into something, even though I didn't get hurt at all. -B

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When you can feel yourself blushing so you pretend to be preoccupied with something else.

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I eat ass

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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wen on this website go look at the most disliked

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Trying to preform oral on yourself.... And failing.

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I used to be the third most useless invention in the world, and now I am so sad, I mean I lost to a square wheel! Moral: On the bright side, ill never be as useless as Rustin Beaver.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Play call of duty then go around shooting everyone in your mind for the rest of the day

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Put my hands together the 'other' way

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Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.