I try to sympathize when some celebrity butthole has problems but, I can't.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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moving your hand with objects that are already moving and pretending you have the force.

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Almost every time someone tells me something sad I have to fight the urge to grin.

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If I have a top comment and I see someone else does, I upvote both of ours; friendly competition.

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Saving my cash this year and not buying into the shopping hype

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when going through this website only read post that have 2 or more thumbs up

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think that your whole life is just a dream and that you're going to wake up someday

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only turning the TV volume to numbers ending in 5

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I like to eat the crust on pizzas

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Wish that Mexicans would go to their OWN country and stop living tax free in OURS.

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Solving your problems in bed before sleeping and then forgetting all of the solutions when you wake up. This applies to games, homework, and world hunger.

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I want to trade bodies and thought processes with my crush, so we could understand each other better.

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Liking your own posts to make it seem like at least 1 person likes you. thinking that maybe someone will be slightly compelled to like it because someone already did.

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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play on your game for ten minutes before you realise why you stoppedd the last time

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trying to piss after masturbation hurts.

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really wonder why there is so much talk about pooping and farting on this site

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Pretend my life is a videogame.

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If I have to put the garbage out at night I sprint back into the house so the monsters don't get me

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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~When you turn around, somebody is already looking at you; something is probably on your face. (I know they look at you because you would look at anybody turning around, but I just hate it)

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Realized with 7 billion people, there is a chance that someone else on earth is doing exactly the same thing as me at any given time.

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spank it during my commute if I am in traffic

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.