Think about breathing...

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Reading your facebook posts that you wrote a year ago or more, and think of how stupid you were at that time.

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Scroll aimlessly through the posts on this website and for some reason, creepily stop and check the comments on the one that has the word "boobs" in it.

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scratch that bit between my balls and arse when it gets itchy, then carry on scratching for ages cos it feels so damn good

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Take off the ends of the banana (

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Going to the very last pages of "Things you think you only do" with the lowest ratings and realizing that they really are the only ones who do that stuff...

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Anytime I walk in anyplace with cracks in the ground (tiled floors, cement squares, etc.) I do my best to avoid stepping on cracks in fear of something happening if I do.

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Stand really close to the mirror and look myself in the eyes. Try to scare myself or make a really fast movement, hoping my reflection can't keep up.

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I sometimes put posts not just of things I do but also of things I know other people do

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When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

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I refuse to imagine good things happening to me, because if I did, it won't come true and I end up being suck at everything.

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I chuckle whenever I hear the phase "Stark raving mad." I don't know why.

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Make a little song with tiny breaths out of your nose

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I used to think that if the earth was completely smoothed flat and you had a really powerful telescope if you looked through it you would see yourself looking through the telescope.

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Put my finger over one pixel of my digital alarm clock, because I know that's the only one that will change in the next minute. Take it off. MAGIC.

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Just think about this. I do. What if we are all a character from The Sims and there is someone controlling us as their character and we never really did anything by our own choice. Creepy.

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Imagine that other people can see what im doing, then try to act differently.

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I don't care about gender stereotypes. Moral: If I want to like Pink unicorns I will like them!

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Raising your hand in class, and once you're called on, you say, "I forgot."

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Whenever I go to close the door to my room, I give the wall opposite me a hard, intimidating stare just in case an invisible person was watching me.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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Think about having sex with the dog. You wouldn't, but what if you did?

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read some posts and then sit with friends and try to come up with some good things for this website

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Hearing a noise and turning around to see if theres a monster in the room, and when you see nothing you think "hmm, he hides everytime I turn my head around." and then for the next minute you try to suddenly look back to see if you can catch it off guard.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.