I sit sideways on the toilet because my bony butt fits better that way.

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When I play Sims, I feel like God and wonder if we, in fact, are just the players in God's Sims game. Hmmmm...

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See a sexy girl, wanna go up and talk to her....cant think of anything cool to say and afraid of denial. Just me?

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When the font allows it, try to hide the cursor in capital I's.

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I read these not only for fun, but to feel in touch with my humanity.

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Remove all the stupid gobbldegook words that the captchas from this site add to my predictive text.

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When i close the refrigiator door, i re-open it and give it a good shove to make sure it tight.

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I masturbate with sandpaper

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Use reverse psychology on the rain to make it slow down or speed up.

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Wanting to marry Tyler Joseph but then you remember he's married :(

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I am always SO sure the metal detector or store alarms will go off when I walk through them. –Ikka

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Whenever I fart, I always smell it. But when other people fart, I don't want to smell it.

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never push to hard on the railing of a tall building, just in case its loose and you end up falling off.

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When I'm walking and I step on a crack with my left food, the next time I step on a crack it has to be my right foot and vise versa. I can't step on a crack twice in a row with the same foot. But I don't have to step on every crack.

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After a meal if I need to use a toothpick I would eat the piece of food I "picked".

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When sitting with my laptop on the sofa, and a family member is watching TV in the same room, chuckle occasionally at the screen, just so they know you're not watching porn or something.

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Sitting on the toilet and feel devastated I forgot my smartphone and then spending the rest of my time on the toilet thinking about how boring it is without my smartphone.

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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when looking at a reflection of myself, i try to do it as fast as i can before the reflection does something i didnt

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Think about Facebook chats when your offline!? P.S Am I the only one, REALLY!

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Before getting in the shower, staring at your naked body, thinking your sexy.

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Whenever I fall over I always seem to think coherently throughout the fall about what can I do to make this less painful

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.