When Im going to sleep , I try to think of good things so I wont think of scary things

thumb_up thumb_down -30

When reading something on the internet highlighting the words, they don't even have to be what you'r reading just highlighting large sections of the article at random.

thumb_up thumb_down -30

Playing with a tiny piece of loose skin in the middle of my upper lip.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Find that the kettle has recently been used and still contains hot water so decide to have a cup of tea just so that boiling that water wasn't a waste. Think that it might have cooled down by now. Reboil the water.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Being able to scare people by awkwardly standing behind them

thumb_up thumb_down -36

I am 23 and I still wish the stalk will take back my younger brother

thumb_up thumb_down -38

When calling someone you hang up after 3 or 4 rings because you're tired of waiting rather than it being time to leave a message.

thumb_up thumb_down -38

Really really happy that resisted getting a facebook or twitter account

thumb_up thumb_down -40

Fantasize about taking over the world, and killing all religious people.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I make weird crazy faces at myself in the mirror whenever I leave the bathroom.

thumb_up thumb_down -40

I put a small amount of water in glasses and freeze them for hot days when I want a cool drink

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Whenever someone dies I try to guess who will die next so I wont be as shocked

thumb_up thumb_down -42

Sometimes if I am by myself at the house or in the car I will act completely insane and absurd. This usually involves me screaming incoherent babble, whole body twitching, making absurd faces and doing this thing where I bite my tongue and shake my head violently. If any normal person saw me they would either think I am having a seizure or currently possessed by Satan.

thumb_up thumb_down -44

When a person tells you: Oh you like Lana Del Rey? Me:No,I like the wall

thumb_up thumb_down -46

look at bins as i walk past them

thumb_up thumb_down -52

When I hear something that I could make a great comeback to (if it was directed towards me), I saw it under my breath just to feel full fiilled

thumb_up thumb_down -56

I'm not a pessimist I'm a realist.

thumb_up thumb_down -70

when playing games like grand theft auto I drive normally like all the other people in the game when i'm bored

thumb_up thumb_down -70

Walk away in the middle of a sitcom and then play the rest out of the episode in your head while doing something else.

thumb_up thumb_down -88

taking a shit while brushing my teeth.

thumb_up thumb_down -100

Stare blankly at your desktop when someone walks in the room so they won't know that you were watching porn lol

thumb_up thumb_down -118

Wonder if life is just a dream then get a creepy feeling and immediately think happier thoughts.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

While listening to music, I take my headphones off to make sure nobody else can hear it.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Look at the toilet paper after i wipe my ass just to make sure i didn't leave anything behind..

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.