Mix up "I'm starving," "I'm freezing," and "I have to pee," in my head, and then say them out loud the wrong way, in times of extreme starving/freezing/needing-to-pee desperation.

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If its dark and you have to go with rhe stairs i do that running because i tink somebody is behind my

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Think your teacher is super hot and have a hard time concentrating in class . . . for the whole year.

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Pretending to use the force while a door closes behind you, then thinking your brilliant :) -Tim.

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Assume that on another planet or galaxy there are people just like humans that look exactly like me. Like an alternate universe.

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When you are speaking to someone with a distinct accent and suddenly take on the accent as your own when responding. - Missy Chemick

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get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

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Try to do things while waiting for the microwave.

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chewing icecream before you swallow it

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try to only take one step on each sidewalk square.

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My butthole itches, so I fart to scratch it.

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Have deja vu while talking to someone and then stop listening to what they are saying for a few seconds till the feeling passes, then nod like you have been listening the whole time.

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i have my own way of eating every chocolate bar i eat, layer by layer

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When I'm riding in the car, I'll spot a tree, make it my goal and try to beat the car on the opposite side of the road to it. (Seriously I don't think anyone else does this!)

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When you can't hear your friend, but you nodd your head and snicker, hoping it was a joke

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I enjoy my company, I love myself, which is contagious, people around me enjoy my company, and love themselves. Moral: Thumb me down and prove you are a sad fuck TODAY!

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flushing the toilet eventho not yet finish pee-ing. So that the water sucks it right after the last drop of your pee. Saves 2-3seconds of your life.

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wish you looked like either Kellan Lutz or Bradley Cooper! I wish magic existed now.

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make mini paper airoplanes in boring lessons and pretend you are flying them

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If I am waiting on someone and they are late, I start mentally listing their faults, flaws and mistakes but feel kind of bad for doing it when they finally show up.

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Sometimes when I'm all alone, I like to rub vasceline on myself and pretend I'm a slug.

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Rubbing your scalp and watching your dandruff fall like snowflakes

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Hatch an escape plan as soon as my date starts to complain about anything.

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At school I go along with the norm even though inside I HATE it!!!!

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.