Sometimes when I'm laughing really hard I awkwardly clap my hands.

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Random strong urge to squeeze immensely cute pet.

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Imagining how it would feel to switch bodies with your crush

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Smelling food to see if its spicy.

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When at someone else's house, trying to use the bathroom, keep a very close eye on the door just to make sure nobody's gonna walk in on you...

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I used to eat bath bubbles

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I often think about how I am a thing inside of a body

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I still hum songs that I made up when I was a little kid

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I tend to ignore phone calls, even when I know the phone call could be important.

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When I'm laying in bed and I feel my heartbeat, I turn around so I can't feel it because it makes me feel sick.

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When I have my headphones in, and I'm miming the words to a song in the bathroom pretending that I'm playing a gig. I put the tap on to make sure no one hears me dancing.

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has a plastic bag full of plastic bags in your house

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I talk to inanimate objects daily.

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I have an irrational fear of automatic flushing toilets.

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When something funny happens think of it a couple days later than laugh,everyone then looks at me weirdly.

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CORRECTION, THINGS I KNOW ONLY I DO. OWN YOU ALL HAAAAAAAAAAAARD! Moral: DOUBLE FLAWLESS! EXPLOSION SOUND!

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When I'm home alone at night I check around the corners to make sure there isn't anyone there

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I sometimes chew on the inside of my cheek

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Try to move your head to line up specks on the windshield with objects outside.

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when you are at home doing something then all of a sudden you imagine how you would take down a killer if he came into your home right now. just me?

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carry my cat by holding it's front and back legs

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I talk through my teeth when i am talking to my pets.

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Find myself thinking a completely random meaningless sentence as I'm falling asleep with no idea how I got to that thought.

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When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

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Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.