bounce when your tip toeing.

i open the cuboard door tosee if theres anything to eat and if theres nothing there i close it and go to the fridge if theres nothing there i go back to the cuboard =)

When I'm walking on pavement or tiles I always make patterns, e.g stepping on every second tile, stepping a certain amount of times on each bit of pavement

When I am making submissions to this site I sometimes accidentally put them in the comment section

I used to eat bath bubbles

I put the volume on my television so it is on any number divisible by five (5-10-15 etc. etc.)

When home alone and you hear a noise getting out a gun/weapon.

When I dont feel like sweeping I sweep the stuff under the fridge or something

I read the down voted posts

The volume level on my TV has to be either an even number or a multiple of five.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

That feeling you get where you slip on something but you save yourself just in time and your just like "holy crap, i almost cracked my head and died," then two minutes later your legs are still shaking

I eat something and read book/newspaper/magazine at the same time. Then i take food crumbs off the book and eat them too.

Sometimes when I look at a clock the seconds hand ticks backwards

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

If I'm walking with or behind someone I always match their footsteps

I use the internet to validate that weirdness is not actually weird at all.

Look at my poo before I flush it.

I keep on trying to imagine how long eternity is for when I go to Heaven. It never ends...

Lay between the wall and the bed when the bed is pefectly fine

LOG OFF OF ICHAT BECAUSE THE PERSON U WERE JUST TALKING TO WENT OFFLINE.

I get really annoyed by the constant audience laughter in some tv shows even when nothing funny is said

Having more dificulty thinking in your native language than your 2nd or 3rd one. Or 4th one. Or... the rest. I highly doubt that one's common.

Use a signature that automatically gets me hundreds of red thumbs... Yeah that moral crap...

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.