- Things You Think Only You Do

Think that some minutes feel shorter than others

When you do something really cool but no one is there to see it and it's pointless to try and tell them about it because they don't believe you

When i talk i say i like how or i hate that.

sometimes when i'm talking to myself and someone walks in the room i have to make them believe what i'm saying is a song!!

I don't like to meet people when I'm well dressed because that's not me all of the time.

Whenever I drop food on the floor I get my dog to come clean it for me

Think long and hard about something but then realise you don't care

when you're fapping and thinking about someone, you either get a text from them moments later, or stop thinking about them because you feel like they are reading your mind.

Dutch oven myself when I'm lying in bed trying to sleep

Sometimes, I wonder why god or the big bang ever existed in the first place and why there is a universe in the first place ... And it makes my brain hurt!

When I'm at home alone, I feel like people are watching me through my windows, so I act completely civil.

When two people in my house are arguing, I stay in my room to avoid awkwardly interrupting them and being dragged into it.

Feels my beard with my tongue.

I always try to play it cool and act like it’s no big deal. But I always have a mini anxiety attack before actually stepping onto a moving escalator. It is a task trying to time my step perfectly where my foot isn’t hanging off a step and I have to hurry my second foot on there isn’t an awdward space of steps between my feet. -Ikka

Imagine your in action movies and die for a girl while your lying there trying too sleep and realising you are deep in thought about something that your too chicken to do.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

Sometimes I think my shit smells delicious... and I cant believe I am actually not only typing it here, but "finally" admitting it to myself.

check shower for murder then pee

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

Wait until my significant other is in shower and then let loose the longest, loudest fart that's been building in me all night and pray it's muffled by the mattress and the covers.

after seeing toy story, and watching that toys moved and talked to each other when the humans werent around, thinking that toys are really like that when you gone, and when you go back to you room, the toys rush back into their spots.

You tell your friends that you hate the Rick roll'd song even though you secretly like it.

Sometimes I find myself staring at the television only to realize its off.

wait til the last second to stop the microwave before it dings

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.