- Things You Think Only You Do

Whe someone buys you a gift and you think they have installed a camera into it or can somehow mentally see you when that gift is near you. Resulting in you acting strange around that it or when you are present in the same room as that gift

I get more creeped out the more I read the comments here, especially as the comments start getting really low thumbs ups.

Sometimes when I fart while sitting down, I lift one leg up.

I still put my thumb in my mouth, BUT only because I like the feel of putting my eye lashes under my fingernails and my thumb inconveniantly fits in my mouth. Now I know I'm the only person in the world who does this. I'm trying to drop the habit. But it feels so GOOD!

Imagine I'm being filmed in a reality TV show just so I could do something productive or interesting.

get a new to you car, and suddenly every other car on the road is the same make/ model..... hey look! an outback!

after brushing my teeth I chew on the granules that are on my teeth

get some of the lyrics to a song wrong. you know theyre wrong, but continue to sing the wrong words anyway, because the real words just don't seem to fit.

Wonder what random strangers look like or noises and such they make while having sex. Everyone literally. People you interact with at work , customers, your boss, the married couple. Except for people who are like dirty looking af. Our just straight up ugly. Then your like grossed out by those thoughts your having and start getting that home sickfeeling in your stomach. Almost like butterflies but like dead ones or something. Hard to explain.

Everytime my sibling starts a sentance with "I remember when","I have an idea"etc.,I get up and walk out.

When you're in a public place, make up conversations between strangers. Example: Man to wife: Let's get out of here. There's no place to sit. Wife to man: Honey, we just got here. Man to wife: Maybe you didn't understand, Martha. There's no place to sit.

I spin around in a spot, and then close my eyes and tilt my head up and to the opposite side i'm spinning to. It just feels awesome and it's even better while listening to music.

fart and then breathe it in really quick hoping no one else smells it first

When I find a new song I like, I listen to it over and over and over; >>Until I run that sh*t into the ground.

Sometimes I reflect on my life and just feel humiliated.

Whenever you make cereal, you eat exactly where you make it like on the table.

I flush the toilet if the water's green and I'm going to have a poo, so it doesn't splash me.

Listening to music walking through town and feeling like you're in a music video

When you're lying in bed and you fart, you pull the covers over your head to smell it.

in a grocery store, only walking on the colored single tiles the entire time your in there pretending there small cliffs without touching the white one otherwise you fall and fail.

I cant ride a bike

use tweezers to pull out leg hair or armpit hair out of sheer boredom.

Taking the time to lick all of the cream off of the inside of an Oreo.

When A situation Doesn't go how I wanted it to go, It annoys me so much I sometimes shit in my hands and clap.

Things You Think Only You Do

A collection of things you think only you do. Go ahead and confess. You probably aren't the only one.